That's right, I want to grow my hair a lot faster, because it's growing way too slow and I want it long so I can headbang the shit out of it. Any tips?
Haha your going to have Stoner length hair for about 2-3 years depending how your hair grows! XD but don't worry everyone hating the first years of growing hair out I know I did! XD
Mix one egg and one lemon on a cup and rub it on your hair for at least 10 mins and take a shower to get rid of it. You have to do it once a week. I know sounds weird but it will grow a little faster if you want your hair to grow fast.
If you're like me, your hair grows like a weed. I shaved my head three monthes ago, it touches the collar of my vest now. All it takes is time and being patient.
Yeah, no, the only tip is to not cut it. There is nothing that's going to make it grow faster and the old story of trimming it makes it grow faster is a myth, as someone said.
So yeah. Just don't cut it. No substance or treatment is going to make it grow any faster or slower than it already does.
non-existent user on
if the trimming story is fake, please explain WHY THE HELL my pubes are so damn thick!
LOL!
Just give it the time it needs. When you reach the mid-lenght phase it'll look kinda goofy, but once you get past that and your hair is long enough you'll look metal as fuck. Also, in case you want to have the 80s bangs thing first wait till it's long enough to avoid looking like He Man.
i can feel some discrimination and negative vibes about my age and natural hair length possibilities - ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.... maybe phil did write shedding skin about loosing his wig - I don't want you to look at me, I'm shedding skin.
I can't afford for you to see what's in.
I'd rather shoot myself than have you watch me.
I feel you'd steal my skin to try and wear me.
I was betrayed, one more day, of my short life.
You were carried away, had no shame, to suffocate my being.I was me, but you weren't you.
You were sticking to me like a scab.
So, I peeled you away...
Bled for days...
And stepped out of myself.
20 years ago my grandpa always said in hard german slang "Don dich ens jet duuveshiet op dinne kopp - du süss ja uss wie enne hippie" - hard to translate - but i really never tried to put doves shit on my head, ha,ha - rumours about horse shampoo mixed with eggs and beer never really got confirmed in length - but in smell!
Please grow it into a mullet. Business up front, party in the back. The mullet seriously needs to make a comeback in society to maintain the worlds balance.
I had always a thing for the white trash look.^^ Got a mullet when I was 17, straight G.I. cut on top, sides 2mm and I wanted my hair on the back to be that long that I could use a curling iron to complete the look. Unfortunately I never got that far, the only chicks that dig a ginger with a mullet had "I've got serious problems" written all over them! :D
I have hair to my knees. I cut it once a year on the ends. I wash it twice a week and use detangling shampoo and conditioner. When it's still wet, I add a leave in conditioner treatment. Don't use a comb or brush that pulls hair.
Chemical Burn on
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dont cut it.
Stay away from the military.
exumer_09 on
Haha your going to have Stoner length hair for about 2-3 years depending how your hair grows! XD but don't worry everyone hating the first years of growing hair out I know I did! XD
creedsk8 on
don't get a job
maidenfan620 on
That's the tricky part...
Arise on
Mix one egg and one lemon on a cup and rub it on your hair for at least 10 mins and take a shower to get rid of it. You have to do it once a week. I know sounds weird but it will grow a little faster if you want your hair to grow fast.
DeathRipper on
If you're like me, your hair grows like a weed. I shaved my head three monthes ago, it touches the collar of my vest now. All it takes is time and being patient.
Mad Max on
Three months???
Johnny-Eyeball on
Yeah, no, the only tip is to not cut it. There is nothing that's going to make it grow faster and the old story of trimming it makes it grow faster is a myth, as someone said.
So yeah. Just don't cut it. No substance or treatment is going to make it grow any faster or slower than it already does.
if the trimming story is fake, please explain WHY THE HELL my pubes are so damn thick!
LOL!
almostwilt on
hahahah
megadeth1818 on
your hair is always growing, what we are interested in is retaining length and thats why you should trim your split ends every few months or so
Ysidro on
Oh boy, is this Brigitte magazine or what? Get a life.
Bombenhagel on
haha :D
TThrasher on
Just give it the time it needs. When you reach the mid-lenght phase it'll look kinda goofy, but once you get past that and your hair is long enough you'll look metal as fuck. Also, in case you want to have the 80s bangs thing first wait till it's long enough to avoid looking like He Man.
Todger93 on
Thanks man, I guess we all need to get through this 'in-between stage'. I'm curious if I'll get a jew-fro or something like that :p
MoreGoreLessCore on
Mix Oregano, Urine (Human) , the Dung of a Dog and a pack of twiglets into a bowl. Drink in one.
... If that does not work then wait.
Speed or Bleed on
Mix another One and Share with a Skinhead too See the best result
NoneFuckingHeavier on
i can feel some discrimination and negative vibes about my age and natural hair length possibilities - ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.... maybe phil did write shedding skin about loosing his wig - I don't want you to look at me, I'm shedding skin.
I can't afford for you to see what's in.
I'd rather shoot myself than have you watch me.
I feel you'd steal my skin to try and wear me.
I was betrayed, one more day, of my short life.
You were carried away, had no shame, to suffocate my being.I was me, but you weren't you.
You were sticking to me like a scab.
So, I peeled you away...
Bled for days...
And stepped out of myself.
meaningless on
lmao
Stathis on
nah i heard if u pull your hair very hard to the point of crying every morning u'll see great results in a couple months
metalhead4ever on
Ok.. get you some Pantene Pro V beautiful lengths shampoo! the shit works! Also trim any dead ends.. prolly every 6-8 months
NoneFuckingHeavier on
20 years ago my grandpa always said in hard german slang "Don dich ens jet duuveshiet op dinne kopp - du süss ja uss wie enne hippie" - hard to translate - but i really never tried to put doves shit on my head, ha,ha - rumours about horse shampoo mixed with eggs and beer never really got confirmed in length - but in smell!
reapy_soa on
late comment but I used to have hair all the way to my ass and I was forced to shave it off due to a condition. fucking sucks.
4pegbmx on
get hair extensions if your desperate enough to ask the question you might be open to this?
kimo on
Please grow it into a mullet. Business up front, party in the back. The mullet seriously needs to make a comeback in society to maintain the worlds balance.
kimo on
Haha Awesome. It's been years since I've seen a kid with a rats tail around these parts.
Nater90 on
Hahahahaha, my mates Mum has an epic mullet.
kimo on
Haha...Mate give her a high five for me. That's awesome.
Nater90 on
Haha, definitely mate!!
19Philthy16 on
I had always a thing for the white trash look.^^ Got a mullet when I was 17, straight G.I. cut on top, sides 2mm and I wanted my hair on the back to be that long that I could use a curling iron to complete the look. Unfortunately I never got that far, the only chicks that dig a ginger with a mullet had "I've got serious problems" written all over them! :D
Nater90 on
Legend haha
NatassjaInEtern... on
I have hair to my knees. I cut it once a year on the ends. I wash it twice a week and use detangling shampoo and conditioner. When it's still wet, I add a leave in conditioner treatment. Don't use a comb or brush that pulls hair.
Nater90 on
Goals :o
Metalmate on
when you chop your face in half your hair will look longer.
Nater90 on
Why ain't we funding this.
Metalmate on
Hahahahahah....
Nater90 on
Hahaha, smart arse.
19Philthy16 on
Hahahaha :D Best idea so far!
19Philthy16 on
It's all about perception! :D
matawa on
Eat healthy food that is full of protein.
ManInTheBox on
This. Nutrition has a big impact on hair growth
Metalmate on
.... hahahahahahaha (continued)
Darciasu on
let it be, don't tie it up too tight that leads to your hair falling out and baldness along your forehead