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Ugliest patch ever.

nadsokorFri, 26/07/2013 - 19:25

Inspired by the hilarious rubber patch topic, and I'm not sure if this has been brought up or not before, but what is the ugliest patch you've ever seen in your life? Mine is without doubts this one: http://tshirtslayer.com/patch/ugliest-patch-ever

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I'm actually working on a vest at the moment with all the ugliest patches I can find. There are some "great" ones there.

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hahaha.. that Maiden is pure artistic! Cant wait to see your vest!

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what backpatch it will gonna be? the own made Iron Maiden-Piece of Mind bootleg which was here in TSS long time ago? :D

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I haven't found a back patch for it yet. You see ugly bootlegs every day, but tracking down the worst of the worst takes time and effort.

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cool, its kinda joan miró style.

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I know this isn't a patch, but I was just searching around on ebay and came across this: http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-SLAYER-BAND-CONCERT-MUSIC-TSHIRT-MEDIUM-/290...
And honestly, I can't believe it's official. I know it's not the ugliest, but in my personal opinion, it's so damn bad looking haha

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There is no doubt that the ugliest and most stupid patch EVER made in this world is the Fear of the dark posted above. You can buy it here:
http://images.marketplaceadvisor.channeladvisor.com/hi/43/43303/iron_mai...

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what really amazed me is that the pic you posted is in fact slightly different to Chemical Burn's picture... it means that this ugly thing even has two versions!!!

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hahahaha....

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That is incredible. I think I need it.

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I have this one: http://www.ebay.de/itm/Aufnaher-Patch-Bathory-/321172954296?pt=Fanartike...
Its pretty ugly, but i liked the wavy goat. its kinda obscure art to me.
but this one i really wouldnt ever buy:
http://www.ebay.de/itm/BATHORY-embroidery-patch-aufnaher-naszywka-/13095...

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this is a pablo piccaso patch!

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hahahaha is more abstract than cubist I think

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yep, thats what i meant :D

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is Bathory according to Miró haha ;)

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but this is a beauty under the ugliest patches, haha

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No I believe this is an ugly patch http://www.ebay.com/bhp/slipknot-patch

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This Slayer patch I got sent free with a tshirt...went straight in the bin http://i.imgur.com/eGVTzv6.jpg

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This ones pretty horrible as well, I'd say Megadeth and Maiden have the ugliest bootlegs ever
http://www.ebay.de/itm/MEGADETH-VIC-LARGE-SEW-ON-BACKPATCH-BACK-PATCH-/3...

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Oh those last three are very special! haha

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Though it's obviously a joke:

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Bathory-Batlord-RAR-bedsch-rock-cruel-force-/1611...

Ich kann nimmer! :D

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Heeheehee!
(sry, juvenile sense of humor)

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Kampfansage gegen den Bootleg-Wahnsinn

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Poor Snaggletooth...
Look how they massacred my boy:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1268732681/motorhead-band-patch-badge-embro...

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He looks like a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica

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I can see that resemblance 😅

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I'm seriously considering buying this one just because of how goofy it looks.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/154016871954?hash=item23dc1ef612:g:3hoAAOSw58Ni...

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Just a tip... you can attach photos to your comment here instead of just ebay links, that way after the link expires we can still enjoy the patch in all it's hideousness!

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For some peculiar reason Iron Maiden never lacks horrific bootlegs; with the saturation of patches I suppose there have to be some ugly ones in the bunch.

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Agreed ! LOL

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these are the ugliest ever

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Here’s a abomination for y’all

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amazons abominations

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