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Ugliest patch ever.

Fri, 26/07/2013 - 19:25

Inspired by the hilarious rubber patch topic, and I'm not sure if this has been brought up or not before, but what is the ugliest patch you've ever seen in your life? Mine is without doubts this one: http://tshirtslayer.com/patch/ugliest-patch-ever

Chemical Burn's picture

I'm actually working on a vest at the moment with all the ugliest patches I can find. There are some "great" ones there.

nadsokor's picture

hahaha.. that Maiden is pure artistic! Cant wait to see your vest!

Zkythe's picture

what backpatch it will gonna be? the own made Iron Maiden-Piece of Mind bootleg which was here in TSS long time ago? :D

Chemical Burn's picture

I haven't found a back patch for it yet. You see ugly bootlegs every day, but tracking down the worst of the worst takes time and effort.

Oby1916's picture

cool, its kinda joan miró style.

DamageIncDEB's picture

I know this isn't a patch, but I was just searching around on ebay and came across this: http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-SLAYER-BAND-CONCERT-MUSIC-TSHIRT-MEDIUM-/290...
And honestly, I can't believe it's official. I know it's not the ugliest, but in my personal opinion, it's so damn bad looking haha

Ysidro's picture

There is no doubt that the ugliest and most stupid patch EVER made in this world is the Fear of the dark posted above. You can buy it here:

nadsokor's picture

what really amazed me is that the pic you posted is in fact slightly different to Chemical Burn's picture... it means that this ugly thing even has two versions!!!

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Chemical Burn's picture

That is incredible. I think I need it.

Zkythe's picture

I have this one: http://www.ebay.de/itm/Aufnaher-Patch-Bathory-/321172954296?pt=Fanartike...
Its pretty ugly, but i liked the wavy goat. its kinda obscure art to me.
but this one i really wouldnt ever buy:

Oby1916's picture

this is a pablo piccaso patch!

whiteravenmetal's picture

hahahaha is more abstract than cubist I think

Zkythe's picture

yep, thats what i meant :D

whiteravenmetal's picture

is Bathory according to Miró haha ;)

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Bayernpirat's picture

but this is a beauty under the ugliest patches, haha

Cannibal Lecter's picture

No I believe this is an ugly patch http://www.ebay.com/bhp/slipknot-patch

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Punkage's picture

This Slayer patch I got sent free with a tshirt...went straight in the bin http://i.imgur.com/eGVTzv6.jpg

SlaytanicScumdog's picture

This ones pretty horrible as well, I'd say Megadeth and Maiden have the ugliest bootlegs ever

Punkage's picture

Oh those last three are very special! haha

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powermetaller's picture

Though it's obviously a joke:


Ich kann nimmer! :D

LikkedbyDeath's picture

(sry, juvenile sense of humor)

Bayernpirat's picture

Kampfansage gegen den Bootleg-Wahnsinn

Mastercutor's picture

Poor Snaggletooth...
Look how they massacred my boy:


bad_american1992's picture

He looks like a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica

Mastercutor's picture

I can see that resemblance 😅

Helveteghoul's picture

I'm seriously considering buying this one just because of how goofy it looks.


bad_american1992's picture

Just a tip... you can attach photos to your comment here instead of just ebay links, that way after the link expires we can still enjoy the patch in all it's hideousness!

Streptococcus's picture

For some peculiar reason Iron Maiden never lacks horrific bootlegs; with the saturation of patches I suppose there have to be some ugly ones in the bunch.

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