METAL QUOTES

Metalazz666Mon, 22/08/2011 - 05:27

WHAT ARE THE BEST AND FAVORITE METAL QUOTES AND BY WHO

mayhempunk666 on Mon, 22/08/2011 - 05:49

"People say that being kicked out of Metallica is what drove me to be better and faster in Megadeth, but i was faster and better than Metallica when i was in Metallica"

-Dave Mustaine

Metalazz666 on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 00:43

+1 true

SatanicSchizo on Mon, 22/08/2011 - 06:40

"I'd rather die than go to heaven" - William Murder

Deathcore.Is.No... on Mon, 22/08/2011 - 07:12

"I can safely say that any band with a sentence for a name, 6 members or more and carefully combed to the side hairdos are not metal no matter what distortion pedal they have for their guitars." - Chris Reifert of Autopsy

eddiethehead666 on Mon, 22/08/2011 - 07:32

Ironhead on Wed, 12/09/2012 - 23:02

Reifert rules! He's very nice to fans in person as well!

JUANTHRASH on Tue, 18/09/2012 - 21:21

couldn`t be any truer

Doctor Butcher on Mon, 22/08/2011 - 07:43

"This Song Is Older Than Shit And Heavier Than Time"
"Metal Rules And If You Dont Like It Die!"
-Paul Balloff

COTHRASHER on Mon, 22/08/2011 - 07:51

"THERES NO ROOM FOR TALKIN BULLSHIT HERE MAN!!!!! TALK MINUS ACTION EQUALS NOTHING!"

ImproperBurial on Mon, 22/08/2011 - 09:15

"Metal rules! If you don't like it, DIE!"

whiteravenmetal on Wed, 24/08/2011 - 03:33

"My grandma can make more noise and she is dead"

-Paul Balloff

Tankard Emptyer on Mon, 22/08/2011 - 11:11

"This song is so oldschool - it was written before Jesus Christ was born" - Benediction @Eisenwahn Festival 2011 (Germany)

Metaalharses on Mon, 22/08/2011 - 12:45

"Better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven" -Milton.
"heaven is place where nothing ever happens" -David Byrne.

not realy metal quotes, but for all intended purposes it could have been.

NocturnalOccultist on Mon, 22/08/2011 - 12:49

TALK ACTION = ZERO - Joey Shithead

mayhempunk666 on Mon, 22/08/2011 - 23:17

if you dont like it, fuck you. If you do like it, fuck you too

-Admiral No Beard

meaningless

on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 00:05

Why we rarly tour in Europe? I hate to fly because im to near to heaven! - Glen Benton/Deicide , mid of 90' ..and i still must laugh :P

Metalazz666 on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 00:44

lol one of the best ones i ever heard LMFAO

Skunkspritz on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 02:04

They should tour in a submarine so they can be closer to Hell

CEROXER

on Fri, 15/06/2012 - 23:33

+ 1

dioDEATH on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 00:13

"I don't want to see people respecting me, I want them to HATE and FEAR." - Euronymous of Mayhem

Metalazz666 on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 00:43

sick i never heard that one

dioDEATH on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 12:49

It was from "Lords of Chaos" book :D.

mayhempunk666 on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 00:56

Let them hate me so that they will fear me

-Caligula(the roman emperor not the singer from dark funeral

PowerThrashingDeath on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 01:02

"What has one thousand legs and only two boobs? An Overkill crowd!" Bobby Blitz (get thrashed)

Metalazz666 on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 06:49

meaningless

on Wed, 16/11/2011 - 22:02

hahahahaha....great..hahahahaha

Deathcore.Is.No... on Fri, 15/06/2012 - 22:45

Those two boobs are usually found on a guy too.

megadeth1818 on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 02:58

"some people say the pen is mightier than the the sword, but i say fuck the pen cause you can die by the sword!" Tom Arya (surprised we havent seen that one yet)

eddiethehead666 on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 06:32

someone owns a copy of Live Undead!!!

eddiethehead666 on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 06:43

we are pretty true to ourselves. We never bargain with our stuff y'know? We just release it. If people don't like it FUCK THEM! y'know? thats why we are here. Germany Sucks for us! We are here to make y'know? A statement! We're saying yeah, Mayhem, we rule! We are the fuckin' best metal band out there! If people don't recognize it FUCK THEM! We never negotiate or come to terms... FUCK YOU!!! y'know what I mean? Yeah, I have a comment. FUCK YOU!!!!! y'know?

Metalazz666 on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 06:46

beer and interview not a good combination-Sam Dunn

Antonio on Fri, 15/06/2012 - 23:05

Oh mate, this is the best quote!!

mayhempunk666 on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 07:04

SATAN........

lovecraft on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 07:31

I agree. Best quote ever

whiteravenmetal on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 23:28

Plague on Sat, 16/06/2012 - 05:25

dayak666 on Sun, 16/09/2012 - 17:36

+666

Metaalharses on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 07:23

We are the sons of Northern darkness and we have a new album out called, The sons of northern darkness. and this next song is called the..ehr... sons-of-northern-darkness. - Abbath

meaningless

on Wed, 16/11/2011 - 22:05

LOL

lovecraft on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 07:35

"Towtal........ deaffff." - erik danielsson

mayhempunk666 on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 08:44

"Keep fucking supporting metal, this is HAAAMMMER SMMMASSSHED FAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-George Fisher

Metalazz666 on Wed, 24/08/2011 - 02:48

i was waiting for that one lol

Metaalharses on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 11:43

We are Mötorhead, and we play fucking rock'n roll
-lemmy killminster

NocturnalOccultist on Wed, 24/08/2011 - 02:08

Dont let em Grind ya Down - Lemmy

TheWitchburner on Tue, 23/08/2011 - 23:31

'He fucking left te fucking band!'' - Lars Ulrich

whiteravenmetal on Wed, 24/08/2011 - 03:40

haha second best one

kertalaaki on Thu, 25/08/2011 - 06:53

I fucking laughed my ass of on this. :D

Tuber on Wed, 12/09/2012 - 23:19

LOLOL!!

BlueEyedBeast on Wed, 24/08/2011 - 07:53

"Since when is black metal supposed to fight against abuse of the weak? Black metal *is* the abuse of the weak!"
-Mikko A. of Clandestine Blaze

vomitoxic on Sat, 27/08/2011 - 16:03

Mikko Aspa is one weird dude. He this record store in my town and everytime he is there. The atmosphere is freezing and awkward. He looks like he is going to slaughter everybody.

kertalaaki on Wed, 24/08/2011 - 08:58

"I don’t think I should take the credits for this death metal stuff. I’m just a guy from a band, and I think Death is a metal band." - Chuck Schuldiner

ToxikAssault on Wed, 24/08/2011 - 14:15

"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!"
-Tom Araya (Angel of Death intro)

"UGH!"
-Tom G. Warrior

"NOT!"
-Scott Ian

PowerThrashingDeath on Wed, 24/08/2011 - 15:34

NOT!
NOT!
NOT!

Deathcore.Is.No... on Fri, 15/06/2012 - 22:47

I literally laughed out loud hahaha

BlueEyedBeast on Wed, 24/08/2011 - 23:00

"This entire opus is respectfully dedicated to all those who have loved unconditionally only to have their hearts unanaesthetically ripped out: Base not your joy on the deeds of others, for what is given can be taken away. No hope = No fear."

"Some people say I'm a pussy. I say, you are what you eat."

-Peter Steele

BlueEyedBeast on Wed, 24/08/2011 - 23:01

"Some people say I'm a pussy. I say, you are what you eat."

-Peter Steele

edit: more of this double posting bullshit!

eddiethehead666 on Thu, 25/08/2011 - 02:53

I always wanted to be a basketball player...
- Ronnie James Dio

Metalitzi on Sun, 28/08/2011 - 10:40

I laughed so hard :D

Antonio on Fri, 15/06/2012 - 23:07

Oh, really funny, fantastic quote from a fantastic singer

NocturnalOccultist on Thu, 25/08/2011 - 22:14

What do i mean im aint kind just not your kind! - Dave Mustaine

Tico Tyrant on Fri, 26/08/2011 - 00:44

"I love women, I think they should be naked backstage all the time. I love looking at them. " ~Lemmy

"Yeah, I got a comment... FUCK YOU!... Ya know?"~Necrobutcher

"To truly defeat something that you believe to be wrong or unacceptable, then, you have to understand it. Simply telling a group of people that something is wrong is a quick way to sow the seeds of discontent from which extremism is so often born, because without understanding how can we be expected to move beyond the most basic knee-jerk reactions that typify a weak and terrified society"~Werwolf

Quorthon~All of his music and lyrics(unfortunately I am not aware of any specific quotes by him, but he deserves a mention for his work none the less....one could quote the lyrics Quorthon writes, and essentially they would be quoting a man's great intelligence, creativity and thinking mind).

"There are no limits, you are only limited by however far you want to be limited" - Chuck Schuldiner

"If you're gonna come on our tour bus with us, you have to drink lots of alcohol.... and smoke lots of weed!"~Abbath

"We're the kinda band, where if we moved next door to you, your lawn would die!"~Lemmy

"The envy of losers we piss on" - Czral

"Something I study, is how people react when my blood is streaming everywhere"~Per "Dead" Ohlin

Hypercube on Fri, 26/08/2011 - 23:34

"The day they start filetransfering t-shirts, then we're screwed."
-Dave Mustaine

Metaalharses on Sun, 28/08/2011 - 22:04

brilliant ++

meaningless

on Sun, 11/09/2011 - 04:36

HAHAHAHAHAHA..thats great! lmao

xmegadeth43x on Sat, 27/08/2011 - 19:46

"This aint no Arsenio Hall show destroy something...And now you have the chance!"-Baloff
"Its not how big your pencil is, its how you write your name"-Dave Mustaine
"I guess our mission statement was to break all the rules of god and man, and we pretty much did"-Chris Poland

slb1995 on Sat, 27/08/2011 - 20:25

Dave Mustaine asked about not having tattoos:
"Would you put a bumper sticker on a Porsche?

kertalaaki on Tue, 11/10/2011 - 03:01

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Antonio on Fri, 15/06/2012 - 23:08

Yeah, Mustaine is right!

lovecraft on Mon, 29/08/2011 - 10:24

'Getting fucked up is quite easy if you have more than thirty dollars." -plant

MetalxThrasher on Mon, 29/08/2011 - 11:30

"by the power of all that is evil i command you to awaken and make me a sandwiiiich!!!" -Pickles The Drummer

"What can'ts it be a ladies boob what cleans your teeth?" -Toki Wartooth.

"I only got one eye?! What a cycloptic son of a bitch!" -Corey Taylor

"Be sure to drink that booze, some that weed, listen to metal and oh yeah, EAT SOME FUCKING PUSSY!!" -Chance Garnette (when I saw them live in 2010)

Deathcore.Is.No... on Tue, 06/09/2011 - 00:12

"The fragile art of existence Is kept alive by sheer persistence. No time for self-pity. No time for dwelling on what should have been, but is yet to be."
— Chuck Schuldiner

Metaalharses on Sun, 11/09/2011 - 12:38

I do like my heiniken - Glen Benton during a show in 2002

Deathcore.Is.No... on Tue, 11/10/2011 - 02:50

Bump

Tico Tyrant on Wed, 16/11/2011 - 18:22

"I don't care about the Norwegian black metal, I'm from Austria!"~Helmuth
pfftttt

Interviewer:So are bands like Cradle of filth considered "black metal" ?
Cronos: No, they're just called crap.

Ironhead on Wed, 12/09/2012 - 23:12

If they're crap, why did he do a featuring on their album then? Haha, Cronos is so full of shit with his big mouth yapping, calling everyone whimps and posers and crap (even Tom G. Warrior) and then saying THEY'RE the ones who just talk but don't do anything.
I still like Venom very much.

slaytanic1 on Thu, 17/11/2011 - 02:28

VENOM wrote the recipe, BATHORY baked the cake!! \m/ \m/

Deathcore.Is.No... on Sat, 19/11/2011 - 00:04

Hahaha I like it!

slaytanic1 on Tue, 10/01/2012 - 02:00

"read my scars"- CORONER

Untenanted-I-Gl... on Fri, 15/06/2012 - 22:30

"Excuse all the blood" - Per "Dead" Ohlin

Albtraum on Thu, 13/09/2012 - 22:07

That's just so awesome...

CEROXER

on Fri, 15/06/2012 - 23:43

“The cross you bear is only the beginning. The symbol you've once embrace now has a new and sickening meaning.”
--- GLEN BENTON ---

Deathcore.Is.No... on Wed, 12/09/2012 - 22:51

I don't know how this thread isn't more popular.

Ironhead on Wed, 12/09/2012 - 23:08

"Hej jag heter klockan fem." -Tyrant (Nifelheim)
That means "Hey, I am five o'clock."

And
Interviewer: "Are you morbid?"
Tyrant: "No my name is Tyrant."

Paprika Jancsi on Wed, 12/09/2012 - 23:19

CRONOS quotes are great! Here's a few:

- "Tom "Thumb" Warrior has got no balls. He's another one of those freaks whose bark is much bigger than his bite. I saw him in New York around 1989/1990 and he ran off somewhere. Thrash gone Glam if you ask me."

- "Manowar have this ritual backstage where they get their penises out to show that they have no pubic hair. You cannot be in Manowar if you have pubic hair on your penis."

- "Unlike Metallica, Venom did not want to be some Record Company Puppets at any cost, there were people who said things could be difficult if we didn't sign to them, so we didn't sign to them, instead we smacked them in the fuckin' mouth for their threats."

- "Quorthon? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah"

MoreGoreLessCore on Wed, 12/09/2012 - 23:30

that Manowar one.. dear god i laughed for about 10 mins

Deathcore.Is.No... on Sun, 16/09/2012 - 18:09

"*Your username*"

MoreGoreLessCore on Mon, 17/09/2012 - 02:50

I'm sorry?

Deathcore.Is.No... on Tue, 18/09/2012 - 00:54

More gore, less core. I came to put that as the quote but then saw your name.

slayerordie on Thu, 13/09/2012 - 00:19

FFUUUUUCCCKKKKIINNNGGG SSSLLLLLLAAAYYYYEEERRRRR -random metalheads

slaytanic1 on Thu, 13/09/2012 - 00:33

i would rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.

DeathRipper on Thu, 13/09/2012 - 01:43

"With dreams to be a king, first one should be a man."- Manowar

non-existent user on Thu, 13/09/2012 - 10:44

some quotes by jim wendler.
he's a prominent powerlifter and a huge metal fan.
he's one of those "satanic powerlifting" guys, and he's pretty awesome.

"Squats are done with a barbell on your back; this is assumed and are not called "Back Squats." You don't say you're gong to take a "standing piss" do you?"

"There are no 8-week plans, rather yearlong goals and decade long achievements."

"You never fall for gimmicks; principles last forever."

this guy is a major inspiration for me atm, even though i'm not into powerlifting.
its just that his psyche brings forth some great lessons in life for me.

full article-
http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/sports_body_training_perform...