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Metal pickup lines

necrodonkeyMon, 27/05/2013 - 07:35

Spawn of the mingling imaginations of myself and jeremybassmetal, we now have this thread. If you can think of any clever ones we would be tickled pink to hear them! Why not start with an obvious one;
I'd like to tap your vein ;D

quixotic on Mon, 27/05/2013 - 07:54

Would you like to see my record collection?

thrashing_death on Mon, 27/05/2013 - 07:54

hey girl are you a church? cause you are smokin.

ManOboy on Mon, 27/05/2013 - 07:58

"hey girl, do you like metal? no?? its okay, we can still bang"

oldschoolbear on Tue, 28/05/2013 - 19:22

Master of romance hahahahhaa

slayerordie on Mon, 27/05/2013 - 09:09

do you work on a farm because you sure can raise some cock

Slaughter Lord on Mon, 27/05/2013 - 11:47

A girl once said to me "If you keep your Kutte on, we can fuck".
Those sexist girls, always reducing me to my taste in music :<

SpeedMetalAssault on Mon, 27/05/2013 - 12:00

"hello girl, do you want some italian steel"

Marci on Mon, 27/05/2013 - 12:30

Ay gurl you like tapes n CD's? Cos I'm gonna tape my dick to your forehead so you can CD's nuts

BeefCakeAssThrash on Mon, 27/05/2013 - 12:49

from the looks of it, you might wanna change the title to "How to get slapped in the face on a fridaynight" hahaha

VoodooChild on Mon, 27/05/2013 - 13:11

This one works, it really does almost everytime: "I'm in a band, and I play lead guitar and do lead vocals"

BeefCakeAssThrash on Mon, 27/05/2013 - 14:24

I DO COCAAAINE!!

VoodooChild on Mon, 27/05/2013 - 14:50

???

BeefCakeAssThrash on Mon, 27/05/2013 - 15:08

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVohNTX3M7s
no? :(

VoodooChild on Mon, 27/05/2013 - 15:13

Haven't watched metalocalypse yet. Am planning to do it though.

Under-Fire on Tue, 28/05/2013 - 19:01

bls-georg-pantera on Tue, 28/05/2013 - 00:46

LIES!!!

i'm the frontman/lead guitarist&vocalist and also the songwriter of a band, and i'm still the loneliest fuck of the whole band haha!

almostwilt on Mon, 27/05/2013 - 15:29

"Do you have any Megadeth?"

ManOboy on Tue, 28/05/2013 - 01:02

quixotic on Tue, 28/05/2013 - 08:13

Shwing!

Tuber on Wed, 29/05/2013 - 18:11

THIS goddamnit! All hail Garth!

DeathRipper on Tue, 28/05/2013 - 01:11

See a cute girl wearing a Gimme some Motorhead shirt, "Okay!"

mayhempunk666 on Tue, 28/05/2013 - 02:14

" you like judas priest? good, because im about to ram it down your throat"

Kiske on Tue, 28/05/2013 - 18:56

I could actually use this sometime :D but purely for comedic purposes

Kiske on Tue, 28/05/2013 - 18:57

doppel post ach ja

Stronthor on Tue, 28/05/2013 - 03:19

Want me to take you to a concert? The headliners are Howitzer and Crimson Glory...

Under-Fire on Tue, 28/05/2013 - 20:00

For the Cheeseboard: I'm the singer in my band, and I'm going to have to write a song about the effect you're having on me. Will you come with me and inspire me?