Spawn of the mingling imaginations of myself and jeremybassmetal, we now have this thread. If you can think of any clever ones we would be tickled pink to hear them! Why not start with an obvious one;
I'd like to tap your vein ;D
For the Cheeseboard: I'm the singer in my band, and I'm going to have to write a song about the effect you're having on me. Will you come with me and inspire me?
quixotic on
Would you like to see my record collection?
thrashing_death on
hey girl are you a church? cause you are smokin.
ManOboy on
"hey girl, do you like metal? no?? its okay, we can still bang"
oldschoolbear on
Master of romance hahahahhaa
slayerordie on
do you work on a farm because you sure can raise some cock
Slaughter Lord on
A girl once said to me "If you keep your Kutte on, we can fuck".
Those sexist girls, always reducing me to my taste in music :<
SpeedMetalAssault on
"hello girl, do you want some italian steel"
Marci on
Ay gurl you like tapes n CD's? Cos I'm gonna tape my dick to your forehead so you can CD's nuts
BeefCakeAssThrash on
from the looks of it, you might wanna change the title to "How to get slapped in the face on a fridaynight" hahaha
VoodooChild on
This one works, it really does almost everytime: "I'm in a band, and I play lead guitar and do lead vocals"
BeefCakeAssThrash on
I DO COCAAAINE!!
VoodooChild on
???
BeefCakeAssThrash on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVohNTX3M7s
no? :(
VoodooChild on
Haven't watched metalocalypse yet. Am planning to do it though.
Under-Fire on
+1
bls-georg-pantera on
LIES!!!
i'm the frontman/lead guitarist&vocalist and also the songwriter of a band, and i'm still the loneliest fuck of the whole band haha!
almostwilt on
"Do you have any Megadeth?"
ManOboy on
+1
quixotic on
Shwing!
Tuber on
THIS goddamnit! All hail Garth!
DeathRipper on
See a cute girl wearing a Gimme some Motorhead shirt, "Okay!"
mayhempunk666 on
" you like judas priest? good, because im about to ram it down your throat"
Kiske on
I could actually use this sometime :D but purely for comedic purposes
Kiske on
doppel post ach ja
Stronthor on
Want me to take you to a concert? The headliners are Howitzer and Crimson Glory...
Under-Fire on
For the Cheeseboard: I'm the singer in my band, and I'm going to have to write a song about the effect you're having on me. Will you come with me and inspire me?
necrodonkey on
You've all got mad wheels.. Wheels of Steel haha ;)
Skaterat3000 on
Keep it brutal!!!!!
Rotten on
Nice shoes - wanna fuck! lol
DeathRipper on
I think Rotten has the best one. :)
VoodooChild on
Girl, I would like to powerslide in your circlepit.
MoreGoreLessCore on
Sup lass.. 2 tickets to Motorhead. You, Me and I will Iron Fist ya till' dawn.