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necrodonkey
Mon, 27/05/2013 - 07:35

Spawn of the mingling imaginations of myself and jeremybassmetal, we now have this thread. If you can think of any clever ones we would be tickled pink to hear them! Why not start with an obvious one;
I'd like to tap your vein ;D


quixotic's picture

Would you like to see my record collection?

thrashing_death's picture

hey girl are you a church? cause you are smokin.

ManOboy's picture

"hey girl, do you like metal? no?? its okay, we can still bang"

oldschoolbear's picture

Master of romance hahahahhaa

slayerordie's picture

do you work on a farm because you sure can raise some cock

Slaughter Lord's picture

A girl once said to me "If you keep your Kutte on, we can fuck".
Those sexist girls, always reducing me to my taste in music :<

SpeedMetalAssault's picture

"hello girl, do you want some italian steel"

Marci's picture

Ay gurl you like tapes n CD's? Cos I'm gonna tape my dick to your forehead so you can CD's nuts

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

from the looks of it, you might wanna change the title to "How to get slapped in the face on a fridaynight" hahaha

VoodooChild's picture

This one works, it really does almost everytime: "I'm in a band, and I play lead guitar and do lead vocals"

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

I DO COCAAAINE!!

VoodooChild's picture

???

VoodooChild's picture

Haven't watched metalocalypse yet. Am planning to do it though.

Under-Fire's picture

+1

bls-georg-pantera's picture

LIES!!!

i'm the frontman/lead guitarist&vocalist and also the songwriter of a band, and i'm still the loneliest fuck of the whole band haha!

almostwilt's picture
ManOboy's picture

+1

quixotic's picture

Shwing!

Tuber's picture

THIS goddamnit! All hail Garth!

DeathRipper's picture

See a cute girl wearing a Gimme some Motorhead shirt, "Okay!"

mayhempunk666's picture

" you like judas priest? good, because im about to ram it down your throat"

Kiske's picture

I could actually use this sometime :D but purely for comedic purposes

Kiske's picture

doppel post ach ja

Stronthor's picture

Want me to take you to a concert? The headliners are Howitzer and Crimson Glory...

Under-Fire's picture

For the Cheeseboard: I'm the singer in my band, and I'm going to have to write a song about the effect you're having on me. Will you come with me and inspire me?

necrodonkey's picture

You've all got mad wheels.. Wheels of Steel haha ;)

Skaterat3000's picture

Keep it brutal!!!!!

Rotten's picture

Nice shoes - wanna fuck! lol

DeathRipper's picture

I think Rotten has the best one. :)

VoodooChild's picture

Girl, I would like to powerslide in your circlepit.

MoreGoreLessCore's picture

Sup lass.. 2 tickets to Motorhead. You, Me and I will Iron Fist ya till' dawn.

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