Anal Cunt Pink Mass (Extreme Vest)

TheKvltIsAliveSun, 09/10/2016 - 08:13

A white vest dyed pink with fruit punch and then covered in hand painted extreme metal patches. Not much else to say, other than it looks horrible.

Update: Has since been retired.

Battle Jacket

Not for sale or trade

Year: 2016

Bands:

Anal Cunt GOAT SEMEN Goat Penis Deiphago Pink Mass Blasphemy Archgoat Damaar Reek Of The Unzen Gas Fumes Necroholocaust Tetragrammacide Knelt Rote

satan's radish on Sun, 09/10/2016 - 08:53

Ridiculous and wonderful. A+! I hope you used bottom-shelf vodka-and-Kool-Aid hunch punch to dye it. That would make this whole thing, like, Spinal Tap-tier perfect.

TheKvltIsAlive on Sun, 09/10/2016 - 08:58

I used Hawaiian Punch mix. It smells slightly like a diabetic coma

non-existent user on Sun, 09/10/2016 - 16:01

You should splatter it with bleach. Breaks up the colour a bit, and makes it look more textured.

TheKvltIsAlive on Sun, 09/10/2016 - 21:07

You'd have to see it in person. The camera can't pick it up, but there's a kind of stone washed pattern on the vest.

bad_american1992 on Mon, 10/10/2016 - 03:57

Goat Semen, Goat Vulva, Goat Penis... what's next, Goat Vas Deferens? Goat Perineum?

Cool vest though, I dig the home made patches and the dye job!

TheKvltIsAlive on Mon, 10/10/2016 - 14:43

You should check out my band Goat Medulla Oblongata. We play post progressive technical industrial war djent. But thanks dude. I enjoy painting patches, and I'm very pleased with how these turned out.