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Manilla Road The Absolute Unit

megaghost1983Sun, 18/10/2020 - 02:00

-64 bands
-62 patches
-9 Signatures
-3 years of work
-573 Pricked Fingers
-666 Moshpits
-Bloodstains From Ghoul
-Reeks of Cigarette Smoke
-Reeks of Man Odor
-69 DMs from Your Mother
-420 Posers Disposed
-2 Concussions in this Jacket
-At least a Six pack worth of Beer Spilled on it
-138 Grams of Cocaine Snorted while worn
-26-0 fight record with your dad and uncles
-107 Awkward Stares mostly from bank tellers
-Elvis Presley Died in this Jacket
-342 Compliments from Metal heads
-339 of those Were Men
-0 Compliments from Punks
-Punks hate Me
-Grass Fed
-12 inches
-Gives You Alpha Male Super Powers
-1500g of Protein
-Pit Vipers not Required but Strongly Suggested
-Automatically makes you a Black Belt in Karate
-There May or May Not be a Handgun In one of the Pockets
-Automatically Makes you Sound Like your Favorite Wrestler
-Increases Testosterone Production by 300%
-Increases Probability of Unprotected Sex
-Wear with Caution, if You’re a Pussy

Battle Jacket
Not for sale or trade
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Bands: 
Manilla Road Cirith Ungol Eternal Champion Manowar Visigoth Gatekeeper Toxic Holocaust Metalucifer Tokyo Blade Ashbury
Manilla Road The Absolute Unit
Manilla Road The Absolute Unit
Manilla Road The Absolute Unit
Manilla Road The Absolute Unit
Manilla Road The Absolute Unit
Manilla Road The Absolute Unit
TRV3Y's picture
TRV3Y on

solid jacket, nice bands, that caption gave me a laugh. but most importantly, 5 stars for that lord fist!!

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fauzan big's picture
fauzan big on

Awesome!

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megaghost1983's picture
megaghost1983 on

Thanks Brothers 💪😎⚔️

BloodFireDeath's picture
BloodFireDeath on

this RULES

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SpeedMetalKale's picture
SpeedMetalKale on

Great jacket man! It may be grass fed, but is it gluten free?

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Reinhardt's picture
Reinhardt on

Great introduction. So many great bands on this armor. 5/5

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Korba's picture
Korba on

Great job!

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Metalmate's picture
Metalmate on

Love the description 😄. Lovely vest of fury man!

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empress_laseen's picture
empress_laseen on

So sick! One of the best vests I've ever seen.

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megaghost1983's picture
megaghost1983 on

Thank you everyone 💪

Samppa666's picture
Samppa666 on

That Black Flag patch is aaaaawesome!

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motörbörk's picture
motörbörk on

nice selection of bands here... and everything splendidly assembled! That Visigoth-patch is a killer!

Kvltdad's picture
Kvltdad on

Sick Iron Age patch

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