Im looking for a attractive female metal head to date in the bay area cali if your down to be my plus one then hit me up 5102166680 long time metal head from the bay area here and tattooist i know lots of bands and been a real old school part of the metal sceene thats me on the machine head take my scars albulm covedr
The "I know lots of bands" is the best part. As if this would automatically lead to a woman moaning "Oh wow! Really?", ripping her shirt off and throw herself at you. Brillant.
Hahah yeah there must be a parallel universe where female metalheads get wet upon hearing that. Fortunately, in our world that's the equivalent of "I'm fucking old and probably rather deaf". Serious contender for the cringe olympics here, lol
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Native English speakers in 2022: Don't wory! Your doing great! You could of used better words irregardless of you're level but learning a language takes it's time!
Also looking for a husband here in Germany. You should be at least 6ft (the starting rate of attractivness, apparently), know a few bands personally, be totally based and be able to name 3 Suffocation songs. PM's from Bayern fans will be ignored.
I'm on the clock here, really don't want to get shipped back to London 🤣
Masterpiece. 🤘😮
Thank you my friend
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EDM shirt is so fucking hard
Nope, this one stays. I'm actually wearing it today. Thx for asking.
Hi. If the offer is right ,yes. I've had it for so many years now,so..yeah.
Would you do a border swap?
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Thank you very much my friend
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oldmate
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My brother in cringe, not posting this was free.
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i'm down !
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We make smush?
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The "I know lots of bands" is the best part. As if this would automatically lead to a woman moaning "Oh wow! Really?", ripping her shirt off and throw herself at you. Brillant.
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Hahah yeah there must be a parallel universe where female metalheads get wet upon hearing that. Fortunately, in our world that's the equivalent of "I'm fucking old and probably rather deaf". Serious contender for the cringe olympics here, lol
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Hahahaha, "Cringe Olympics"
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Non-native English speakers in 2022: "I hereby apologize should I commit any grammar mistakes or typos given that English isn't my first language"
Native English speakers in 2022: Don't wory! Your doing great! You could of used better words irregardless of you're level but learning a language takes it's time!
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Came here to say your profile pic made me snort my choccy milk
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She does snort as well. Her slugs ain't any chocolatey tho
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What in tarnation
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What an absolute stud. I wish you all the best luck in your love quest, king.
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How's this quest for lust, I mean love working out?
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Also looking for a husband here in Germany. You should be at least 6ft (the starting rate of attractivness, apparently), know a few bands personally, be totally based and be able to name 3 Suffocation songs. PM's from Bayern fans will be ignored.
I'm on the clock here, really don't want to get shipped back to London 🤣
Kriegaz on
Damn, queen, just message me directly next time. I'll be right over.
MelFromHell on
So that mean you'll love me long time?
bad_american1992 on
Guess that rules out Bayernpirate... hahahaha
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🤣
I'm about to make a lot of enemies in my host country.
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Goodluck on your love quest, I believe drawing your own comics about a fusion of two 90s animated characters could do the trick also
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Oh no..
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