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Literally Not A Single Band On Here. FREE (+shipping) Pre-thrashed thick boy battle jacket carcass for you!

SmellyFishyTue, 21/10/2025 - 11:45

Update Tue, 21/10/2025 - 20:04 - The information below is probably incorrect, this item was previously traded/sold.

Do you want to start a battle jacket but DON'T want to go through all the hassle of turning a perfectly good denim jacket into a hacked up mess of a cutte?? Would you rather spend your Ozempic money on band patches? You wanna get fucking LAID?? Well then have I got just the thing for you....

The Pre-Thrashed Thick-Boy Vagina-Getter* Battle Jacket!

This baby has everything you'd want!:
✅ Missing buttons
✅ Missing sleeves and collar
✅ A strange grey color from a failed black-dye attempt
✅ Uneven fading where patches used to be
✅ Dried adhesive residue
✅ So many smells**

And the best part? It's FREE! Just pay shipping and handling, and this baby is all yours! DON'T WAIT! ACT NOW!

no refunds.

*Vagina-Getting results may vary
**The smells are gone, I washed it.

Battle Jacket
Not for sale or trade
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Literally Not A Single Band On Here.
Literally Not A Single Band On Here. FREE (+shipping) Pre-thrashed thick boy battle jacket carcass for you!
Literally Not A Single Band On Here. FREE (+shipping) Pre-thrashed thick boy battle jacket carcass for you!
Literally Not A Single Band On Here. FREE (+shipping) Pre-thrashed thick boy battle jacket carcass for you!
Doomgarlic's picture
Doomgarlic on

A fantastic gesture from you and great give away-pitch text as well!

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Grunt's picture
Grunt on

« Insert your own smells for free » that’s why the vagina getting buff may varies….

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Doomgarlic's picture
Doomgarlic on

Free Bolt Thrower patch shade included.

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bad_american1992's picture
bad_american1992 on

That alone would throw BT's lawyers into a frenzy

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Doomgarlic's picture
Doomgarlic on

Hah! Good one!

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AlexT5R on

Haha this is awesome!

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We need more noble men like you SmellyFishy

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