Slayer Battlevest, Still in Progress, Front

The front of my "unique" battle vest. When I say unique, I mean "completely not legit". I made it from some cargo pants (not quite as green as the picture makes them appear to be), and all the patches on the front are either embroidered (Iron Maiden, Danzig, and the Lilith symbol), or cut from fabric and sewn and/or hotglued (Immolation, Gallhammer, Slayer, Alestorm [not sure it got very well into the picture]). Also not seen is the snaps on the front, three of them. The thing was a pullover until yesterday when I got sick of that and added them.
I sound deprecative of my vest, but at brass tacks, although it's completely not legitimate and changes with the wind and is often a mess, I like the thing and wear it often.