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The Absolute Unit

Sun, 18/10/2020 - 02:00

-64 bands
-62 patches
-9 Signatures
-3 years of work
-573 Pricked Fingers
-666 Moshpits
-Bloodstains From Ghoul
-Reeks of Cigarette Smoke
-Reeks of Man Odor
-69 DMs from Your Mother
-420 Posers Disposed
-2 Concussions in this Jacket
-At least a Six pack worth of Beer Spilled on it
-138 Grams of Cocaine Snorted while worn
-26-0 fight record with your dad and uncles
-107 Awkward Stares mostly from bank tellers
-Elvis Presley Died in this Jacket
-342 Compliments from Metal heads
-339 of those Were Men
-0 Compliments from Punks
-Punks hate Me
-Grass Fed
-12 inches
-Gives You Alpha Male Super Powers
-1500g of Protein
-Pit Vipers not Required but Strongly Suggested
-Automatically makes you a Black Belt in Karate
-There May or May Not be a Handgun In one of the Pockets
-Automatically Makes you Sound Like your Favorite Wrestler
-Increases Testosterone Production by 300%
-Increases Probability of Unprotected Sex
-Wear with Caution, if You’re a Pussy

Not for sale or trade
The Absolute Unit
The Absolute Unit
The Absolute Unit
The Absolute Unit
The Absolute Unit
The Absolute Unit

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Recent Comments

  • It's not difficult to figure out why is still like new 😄😄 It's not something you can easily wear and go out f
  • Absolute scorcher
  • Cheers!
  • Nice item, shame for those holes.
  • greta looking patch! Where did you get it?
  • Yeah, me too. I am lucky to obtain a kind of private shirt :)
  • Joo! Huomasin että samoja merkkejä mitä tässä on niin oli tuossa sun postaamassa merkkien trade jutussa.
  • Kiits!
  • Haha no voi helvetti.
  • An eye catcher indeed ! Thx
  • Kiitti! Taisin just sulta ostaa tän eBay:stä :D
  • Cheers ! Certainly because the few out there are delicately kept
  • Tää on kyllä pirun siisti paita, mullakin tää oli joskus.
  • On kyllä hyvännäkönen rotsi!
  • That's funny, i bought some rare stuff on ebay Kleinanzeigen yesterday for crazy cheap, i'll upload it soon
  • PM Sent!
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