Wanna help a brotha out?

Hey dudes, dudettes, and duders, I need help with a DIY patch. I can't actually paint or draw for shit, and don't really have the resources to print my own patches. And I'm really wanting to put something on my vest in the form of a patch, which doesn't exist currently, so DIY is the only choice. I want to know if somebody here can take an image for me and print it on to a piece of fabric, preferably in color too (though if black and white its cool too, I could color it in haha). But I'd love to have a patch of the design on this tshirt: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Teemu-Selanne-Anaheim-Finnish-Flash-Hockey-Playe...

He's one of my favorite hockey players, actually probably my favorite, and I'm a Red Wings fan! If somebody could take that image and put it on just a normal sized patch, I would love you forever (you probably don't know how much that is actually worth, better than being a millionaire). And actually if you could make the words on it straitened out and put both below the 8, then put Selanne about the number that'd literally be the BEST THING EVER!!! Please do PM me if any of you could do this great favor for me, I can even throw in some cool shit too for you other than love, but thats always good too right? Thank you in advance to anyone who would even consider doing this for me, its very much appreciated!

-David