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Spandex

BeefCakeAssThrash
Sun, 25/12/2011 - 16:38

Got this spandex from Over-zone for €30,- and it's really comfy.It's a Paul Di'Anno model and I'm gonna wear it at our gigs.
Feel free to give your honest opinion, like it, hate it, call it whatever you want.

If you're gonna be the sucky fashion-nazi telling me this is gay and what I should be wearing, here's my answer to you:
GO FUCK YOURSELF! I wear whatever I want and nobody tells me to do it any different. give respect to earn it! (no I don't have an attitude problem, I'm just sick of ppl telling me this is gay/what I should be wearing)

Not for sale or trade
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Rover133's picture

Wrong does not come close! 5/5 for having the balls to post this.

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx haha

Zausel's picture

looks like there are no balls :-)

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

hahahaha just what the hell are you looking at? is there something you wanna tell us, bro? xDD

Chemikiller's picture

hahahahahahahaha

Rover133's picture

camel toe

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Pommesgabel666's picture

hahahahaha

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Thrash_Maniac's picture

haha old school as fuck =D!

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thank you!

ToxikAssault's picture

I find this hard to masturbate to.

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Kuivausrumpu's picture

+1 :DD

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Rover133's picture

+2

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kertalaaki's picture

+3

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Plague's picture

+4......oh wait......nevermind.....yeah, +4

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

so don't... hahaha xD

Skunkspritz's picture

+5

MetalBitch's picture

Hard, but not impossible. XD

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GREXUMER's picture

It's not too hard to me xD

(I'm kidding :P)

There's many who tried to prove that they're faster, but rhey didn't last and they died as they tried!

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morkilla's picture

soooo glaammmm

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

not at all! :) this is a Paul Di'anno model.

SuomalainenNarkkari's picture

Very hot, thought at this were girls ;)

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ErichZann's picture

Nice ass.

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

why thank you LOL

almostwilt's picture
BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AAAAAWWW HEEEELL NO!

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

not at all!

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx! :DD

mad_submarine's picture

I opened this thinking it is a girl. Don't you feel bad going to gigs with these.. i hope ypu don't do that

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

and what exactly is wrong with spandex? tell me cuz I don't understand the problem. It's not only for girls, do you know Maiden used to wear full spandex outfits?

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

and to answer your question: no, I don't feel bad wearing these to gigs or anything else for that matter! why should I wear something I would feel "bad" in??

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

FINALLY! :DD I would like to shake your hand, sir

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

Thank you, brother! I will!

NekroDesekrator666's picture

cool :D i think those wouldn't look good with me :D:D:D

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx bro! hey, you can always give it a try xDD haha

NekroDesekrator666's picture

hah :D well if i would even know where to get pair of those! but still i think that spandex isn't my style... :D

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mad_submarine's picture

I didn't say it was wrong or bad, mate. I think that everyone should wear what they like and feel comfortable with. I wonder if girls look at you, this is what i meant, i didn't want to sound offensive.

JUANTHRASH's picture

skinny jeans look better and less gay...just saying...but maiden are awesome

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

there is nothing gay about spandex. how do you even come up with that?

JUANTHRASH's picture

im sorry I don`t think your gay I was just trying to say skinny jeans look more metal than spandex because they look kinda glam even though maiden used them but anything they use is awsome and I appreciete how much courage you had to post this online

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx for explaining your opinion. Thanx dude!

arturoheadbang's picture

Your dick and balls hates you man! haha

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

hahahahaha now hope I don't get retard children (tho they prolly won't be the brightest bulbs in the christmas tree if I do..)

metalhead667's picture

spandex are cool...but how could you stand in them i wouldnt wear em i would prefer to drink the water from the toilets of a exodus concert

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

you got a dirty mind, bro! hahahahaha xD

metalhead667's picture

i might do...

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

count me out! you go ahead and have fun tho!

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

just say "hey bcat, you look like a fag in that spandex" :(

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

are you trying to insult me or is this just a laugh? srsly..

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx for clearing that up for me.

megadeth1818's picture

THATS why paramite hired you lol

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

they hate it... so no! :D

J.j. Ratte's picture

hahaha not at all :p!!!

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Kuivausrumpu's picture

Seriously why people are insulting these and you 'cause of wearing them? Those people who are insulting these are goddamn pissed off fags, who are jelous about your courage to wear these. They probably will never have the courage to wear these things. THESE ARE FUCKIN' AWESOME!

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx bro! I'd like to shake your hand! (going on holiday to Finland this summer, so big chance I probably will haha!)

Kuivausrumpu's picture

Hahaa :D Inform me, maybe we could shake our hands and after that go for a beer or something! Are you coming to some festivals or so?

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

hahaha sure will bro! heard u guys have amazing beers so count me in! I'm goin' to Vantaa to chill with SAATANANVITTU.. so why not all go hang out!! :DD I'd love to check out the Finnish scene!

Kuivausrumpu's picture

hahaha, we have great beers, but Finland is so damn expensive countrys, so beers aren't so cheap as they should be. Just to say, you're probably gonna be dissapointed, finnish thrash scene sucks really badly :D. But yeah let's see :D Oh and btw Paramite rules!

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

I'd better bring a full wallet then! :DD and you know what they say, it only has to take one to keep the spirit alive! I'll bring you one of our demo's, or a copy of our new album (if it's already out by then) if you're interested :P

Kuivausrumpu's picture

Hell yeah i'm interested, and you sure have to bring a full wallet :). That saying which you said sounds just like me at Tuska Festival 2011, I was seriously like the only one in the pit, goddamnit it was lame :D But yeah, i think i should also take my girlfriend NoAnaesthesia to see you. So prepare to take two demos/or new album instead of 1 ;D

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

hahaha a one man mosh can be pretty annoying when everyone's just nodding their head to the beat with crossed arms (*ahum* Tank in a local club in Kerkrade, this year :DD) and that's so cool that both you and your girlfriend have an account here! there's some real TshirtSlayer love haha! :DD I'll bring a bunch of copies anyways haha :DD (have to explain to security at the airport that I'm actually IN Paramite and 10 of the same albums are NOT for some sort of illegal retail haha :D)
thanx for the support and interest! We really appreciate it! :P

Kuivausrumpu's picture

Hahaa thanks bro, We're seriosuly gonna need a relationship status thingy also here in tshirtlslayer just like in facebook :DDD That would be so bad, if the demo's wouldn't go through the customs. But i seriously need to go to sleep now, my eyes are closing :DD Talk to you later! Say greets to Paramite guys!

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

Would be cool, since this ís Metalheads Facebook haha!
yeah me too! don't wanna fall asleep at the Metalbörse tomorrow xDD Goodnight brother! I will! :P

MetalBitch's picture

aweeeee ^^ you guys are so adorable lol

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FarFarNorth's picture

Rock that old school style!
People these days who think glam/early heavy metal spandex outfits are 'gay' totally don't get that it takes way more guts and self-confidence for guys to wear that stuff and stand out than wearing regular metal denim & leather. Another observation: ppl tend to trash-talk exactly the stuff they aren't capable to do themselves :D

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

Thank you, brother! that means a lot to me!

GREXUMER's picture

I honestly LOVE this kind of pants, I have a similar pair, but made of "pleather", and not spandex :)

You look so old school man!

There's many who tried to prove that they're faster, but rhey didn't last and they died as they tried!

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx!! :DD what's pleather? :P

GREXUMER's picture

Well, "pleather" = "faux leather"

There's many who tried to prove that they're faster, but rhey didn't last and they died as they tried!

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

oh cool, thanx! :DD you learn something everyday haha :P

GREXUMER's picture

btw you look sexy with those pants :P

There's many who tried to prove that they're faster, but rhey didn't last and they died as they tried!

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Samandu Metal Merchant's picture

awesome !
dont understand the question "does it hurt" why should it hurt ?
love that spandex where do u get it? maybe we can change some ;D

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx bro! and no it doesn't hurt indeed! :P it's tight but it's almost as if you're wearing no pants at all! I bought it at Over-zone for €30,- and not regretting it at all! :P

Paprika Jancsi's picture

Hahah, reminds me of this moment in The Simpsons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81GQqqv4Mzs :D STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!

Anyway, spandex are great, I also got some laughs and "that's gay" comments (even from women) in Wacken some years ago. If it provokes some homophobes then more reason to wear them!

kertalaaki's picture

Old-school Iron Maiden look!! :) I'd say these are super freaking awesome, and some people just can't handle that fact.

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx man! :)

YURIAN_MARDAK_'s picture

Ha de ser de las erecciones mas incomodas de este jodido mundo hahahahahaha

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thank god for Google Translator. to answer your question, yes! yes it is!! xDDD

Pommesgabel666's picture

you need "grande cochones" to post youself into this!

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx haha :DD

666filipino's picture

LOL fucking rad bro :) if i was skinny i would rock thos until there only little parts covering my balls lol \m/

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

Hahahahaha xD thanx man!

666filipino's picture

:( sorry double post

666filipino's picture

wtf

NocturnalOccultist's picture

Cool

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx man!

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx cutie xD LOL

wehavearrived49's picture

Ha. Got mine from Over-Zone too. Not something I'd wear everyday though. Rob of Exodus used to wear these during their demo/"Bonded By Blood" days and so did Kreator during their Tormentor "End Of The World" demo/"Endless Pain" days. So, wether the late Paul Baloff (r.i.p.) agreed with it or not, the fact is that some thrashers wore them too. Some people can be dicks and feel the need to put on this "look how tough I am...shitty Budweiser beer (screw watered down mainstream American beer. Germany's Bitburger is the way to go), lesbian porn, I'm a real man and you're gay....ARRRRGH!!!" attitude. Most of this tends to be pretty common with my generation whose "half-socially retarded" brains refuse to understand. The same thing goes with belly shirts. I have worn them too. Why? Mille of Kreator wore one during the "Pleasure To Kill" period, Schmier and co of Destruction wore them a lot during the late 80's, Allen West of Obituary had a Massacre belly shirt on during one of the "Slowly We Rot" photo shoots, and the guitarist of Italy's BULLDOZER back in their glory days wore one too. I get the same shit for wearing tight jeans. In the words of Danny Liker of Nuclear Assault/Brutal Truth "Jumping up and down (dafuckup) and wearing baggy pants has nothing to do with metal!" Even Chuck Schuldiner had a stance against really baggy clothing. I can't remember which interview it is but it's on the German Death tribute site called www.humandeath.de. The interview is from "The Sound Of Perseverance" era. It was someting along the lines of Chuck's stance against the nu metal movement at the time saying "none of us went into the studio wearing baggy pants". I've also got the question "I have to ask, are you a homosexual?" I respod with "yes, I actually am gay and I have a life partner but this has NOTHING to do with the way I dress". If I was straight then I would still dress the same. Besides, not only belonging to hardcore punk and biker culture but some of the other stuff that headbangers wore in the past (i.e. Razor during their early years) such all that leather stuff originally belonged to the BDSM (mostly "bear" (really hairy guy) types, not wimpy dudes) part of the gay community. Even Halford have made it clear that they had to go to those s&m stores just to find it. Sorry kiddies, there was no Hot Topic back then. So, if you wanted something like that with studs a VERY LONG TIME AGO, you had to go to the "gayest" store ever in hopes of trying to find it. My number one response to people when they ask me "doesn't that hurt to wear those?" I respond with "no, becuase I have a very small penis. THERE I SAID IT!".

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GREXUMER's picture

There's nothing wrong to show who are us. I hate those "men" who think that wearing spandex is gay (and watching lesbian porn is for 'men' ¬¬). What's wrong to be gay? Actually I'm a bi woman and sometimes I get offended with those "opinions". You're right with the important mentions you put in your comment (that important musicians OVER THE WORLD wore, and some are still wearing, spandex in their early days and nobody cared about their sexuality). Some "metalheads" wear leather accessories and ignore where that clothes came from.

There's many who tried to prove that they're faster, but rhey didn't last and they died as they tried!

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wehavearrived49's picture

Yep. You're the first bisexual metal chick I've seen on this site. I always admired the opinions of female headbangers on these kind of clothes. They seem to be a bit more open minded and less likely to jump to a blatant statement.

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

totally agreed! well said, brother

MetalBitch's picture

dat ass X)

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

LOL :DD

GREXUMER's picture

HAHAHAHAHAHA XD

There's many who tried to prove that they're faster, but rhey didn't last and they died as they tried!

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx brother! :D

Bayernpirat's picture

HOLY SHIT

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

hahaha xD

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

son? lol dude I could've been your dad!
and i don't rlly care about what you think of this, you will always be the laughing stock of TshirtSlayer

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

his bullet for my valentine cd got a scratch :(

whiteravenmetal's picture

hahaha, fucking oldschool, 5 flames for attitude

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx bro! :DD

SIR STEWART WALLACE III's picture

STEEL PANTHER!!!!!

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

My heart belongs to youuuuuuuu!! ....but my cock is community property...

Ironbound's picture

Like a young Paul Di'Anno! :D

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maidenmad77's picture

Thats what the cunt is aming for ;)

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

aiming* :3

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx dude!! :D

maidenmad77's picture

SWEET i need some spandex aswell :PP

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx broski!

Tico Tyrant's picture

You'd never catch me,not even if I was dead, wearing these...but I gotta hand it to you, you are rocking the old school look and ya got balls for doing it!

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx man!

Nordgreen's picture

I would never wear spandex, but respect for those who does it. My bass player wear spandex at festivals and gigs though, and i think it's pretty awesome. I prefer slim fit jeans.

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx man! I love these haha :DD

J.j. Ratte's picture

Ja kerel je weet hoe ik erover denk :P maar niet tijdens optredens aandoen, verder helemaal toppie om te doen wat je wil! Ik de pub afgelopen vrijdag had je hendige sjans met dat broekje :P Daarom toch vijf VLAMMEN!! Check je morgen pater!

Cheers

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

Hahaha thanx kerel! spreek je morgen! :D

Breiti's picture

I also used to wear spandex years ago, so I know what I'm talking about, but sorry, this looks ULTRA-Gay :D

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

I don't like you way you give your opinion... but whatever

TThrasher's picture

If only people knew how thrash spandex actually is. Keep it oldschool dude. :)

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

haha yeah! thanx bro! :D cheers and HAIL HEERLEN AREA!!!

Chemikiller's picture

Spandex rules, is so comfortable to wear and looks great with hi tops. Comfortability comes first and I hate the fact that some people say it looks gay or girly, I think that's a really sexist comment besides, it looks really cool.

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

lol exactly!! thank you! :DD

Rotten's picture

My black Lee jeans are almost like these just that they are denim. Like you, i couldnt give a fuck what people think.

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

right on, brother!!

DeadSerious's picture

Fucking killer! I want one with zebra stripes :D

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx bro! :D

Metalshewolf83's picture

now those are some nice tight pants btw nice good looking ass

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

lol! why thank you :DD

Metalshewolf83's picture

you`re so very welcome :D

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meaningless's picture

i bet my ass..its the action shot with the most replys..LMAO...and all that for a male ass in tight pants :D

I love u all :D hahahahaha

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

Hahahahahah xDD

marcothrash's picture

wouldn't fit for me :P
but i kinda like your style!

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

hehe thanx, kerel! :P

mindfullofdaggers's picture

I also have a pair of these, rarely wear them though :D but looks awesome on you!!

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

Thaaanx! :DDD

shitfaced1312's picture

heb je nog balruimte?

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

tuurlijk! :D

MetalxThrasher's picture

The day I see you wearing these on stage, I will hunt you down and share some fuckin' booze with you, these are awesome.
5/5

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

haha thanx!! :D sounds good!!

MetalxThrasher's picture

No problem man.

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

lol thanx! :D

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

alles valt te reanimeren haha! thanx kerel

SAATANANVITTU's picture

hi glenn, i just wanna come and tell you that you're hot and you've got extremely tight ass! ::D <3

-ketti

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

haha aaahwww!! <3 thaanx! :D

NeedToKill's picture

What happens if you get a boner?

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Bayernpirat's picture

then he have a tent in his pants

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

this!

fatal's picture

hahahha

verminaard's picture

the spandex are not bad, is pure and real heavy metal feeling...but the pose does not convince me, maybe a little more attitude... ok greetings to you and good luck with your gigs

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

and you think I'll make this pose onstage? hahahahahahaahaha
thanx tho.

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

hahaha if someone gives me a wedgie in spandex, or any other pants for that matter, I'll bust their nose :D

ToxikAssault's picture

You should get a pair with zebra pattern! xD

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

only if you get one with a shiny snakeskin-print! ;D hahaha

ZombieBloodNightmare's picture

Nice ass! Just kidding. You got some balls for showing this bro!

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

heyhey! thanx kerel xDD

metallicane's picture

Your thighs are shimmering.

CannaDeath's picture

I. Am. Inspired.

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

happy to hear, thank you :)

GREENSTAR's picture

Hey bruce dickinson

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inqustr's picture

Not a big fan of spandex but anyway, better wearing spandex than wearing Boots and stupid Camouflage-pants and looking looking like a soldier

wehavearrived49's picture

I highly doubt Mr. Witchhunter thought that about cammo pants and boots: http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&sa=X&biw=734&bih=393&tbm=isch&tb...

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Ironhead's picture

I have been wearing my blue ones many times but never has anyone called them 'gay' face to face, I must look very intimidating!

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

haha dude I think I actually remember you from Hammer Open Air!

Ironhead's picture

Probably! Although on Friday when I was wearing these I was in quite a bad condition, passed out before the festival even started and when I managed to get inside I was dying to dehydration...

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

hahahaha long live the festival life eh? there was a water tap with drinkwater behind the toilets but I didn't rlly trust it because so many fat beardy dudes were wrapping their lips around it haha! but yeah now I remember us standing next to you at Portrait!

Ironhead's picture

Abusing that water tap was the first thing to do when I got in... Ah, Portrait was the only show I watched 100% and went to the front row.

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

and they gave one hell of a show! even tho they played half a song without bass hahaha

dayak666's picture

this pant wont fit on my fat ass..5 flames!

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

lol :D thanx!

MOTORHEAD1916's picture

Dude i respect you a lot for this you have the balls to wear what you want and that's what counts and if people don't like it then keep wearing it, you'll get talked about being the band that has the guy that wears spandex i'm mean it worked for GWAR and Twisted Sister.

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx man! Being yourself and not giving a fuck is the most golden thing to do

BrotherOvMetal1993's picture

I give you props for posting this man. When I first clicked on it I thought it was a girl. It would have been better if you had a girl wearing them. At least you've got the balls to wear and post this on here though. Cheers.

BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

thanx haha! really appreciate the comment. and in fact, my girlfriend does wear spandex! She's SAATANANVITTU on here :P

BrotherOvMetal1993's picture

Nice man! your so lucky to have a gf into metal like us. I wish there were more girls into metal over here where I live. Over here it's all about that rap/hip hop and pop bullshit, it makes me fuckin' sick!

VoodooChild's picture

Damn oldsschool maidenish heavy metal look man. Just out of curiousity since they are so thight, I own a pair of pantsthat at least as tight (if not tighter) only in leather, and as a dude (dudes have bigger feet then chicks I believe) I need like 30minutes to put them on and take them off. Does Spandex have the same problem like leather????

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BeefCakeAssThrash's picture

not at all! spandex is very stretchy and easy to slip into. the only problem I have with them is that hairs stick thru here and there, I myself have quite hairy legs and no way in hell am I gonna shave them, but it's just a minor problem I have to deal with haha. where'd you get tight leather pants? looking for a pair!

VoodooChild's picture

Hmmmm.... I don't like to admit it but my mother whore them when she was 16.... But they make me look like the old shagrath so i'm happy. lol

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VoodooChild's picture

Did see some in a store called Leatherpalace for like 100+ euro's now I think of it if you really want them. When I was looking for them my mother pulled a pair from some box straight out of the 80's lol. So I wouldn't have to pay a 100 bucks.

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THE UNHOLY's picture

Nicey))

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Thrashattck94's picture

Jesus fuck, those must be tighter than a nuns cunt! O_O

Vectrex's picture

Looks awesome, NICE BUTT!
For daily life wearing it's a bit much. On gigs i bet it surely looks savage!

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JeremyS's picture

You got balls. Much respect.
I don't heave this kind of courage.

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