Emerik Thokoly

About

Tell us about yourself?: 

Hi my name is Emeric Thokoly, or Pietro Pokoynik. I'm evil and I have a gun, and a sword, and a nuclear bomb that fits into my wallet but is two times more powerful. I am a warrior from the European side of the Mediterranean, but my ancestry is from the Mecklenburgian part of the Great European plain (source: an actual *real* evil sorceress who told me that my ancestors thousands of years ago arrived from there).

When I was 14 I descended from the Dinaric Alps and into the valleys below to conquer my first village. I slaughtered all of it's inhabitants, but otherwise I'm a completely chill person and above all else a good and loyal friend. I will definitely not go to your house and eat everything from your fridge bit by bit. I have an issue wherein I like to drink up entire rivers, and leave the alluvial plains that depend on them completely dry and barren.

My goal in life is to conquer Southern Italy and create a Neo-Angevin state there with a feudal aristocracy that has the goal of conquering Europe and the Mediterranean for the glory of Dyeus Pahter!!!

My favorite bands are: Manilla Road, Witchfynde, Jethro Tull, Witchfinder General, Saxon, Angel Witch, BMSS, Edelweiss, Black Hole (IT), Paul Chain's Violet Theater, Death SS, Random Black, UFO, Budgie, Blind Guardian, Azra (EX-YU), Smak (SRB), Vatreni Poljubac (EX-YU), Atomic Rooster, Coven, Electric Wizard, Mephistopheles, The Black Furs, GG Allin, Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats, Pagan Altar, Sortilege, Venom, Ramones, and other mostly NWOBHM and Heavy Metal bands that I haven't mentioned here.

If you want to be my friend you have to be a true warrior for Val d'Aran that supports the Catharo-Occitanian cause. You have to look onto the hills, mountains, lakes, and seas, and say; "Man.. I wish this was all mine". I want you to be a conqueror, and have a need for "Arete" - greatness and the espousal of noble virtues.

Metal is merely a vessel with which I find it easiest to seek out great people. Metal, Hard Rock, and non-homo punk music is the setting of the spirit free.

DENIM AND LEATHER \m/

What's your reason for joining tshirtslayer?: 

The website is pretty good.

Do you goto any festivals or shows?: 

The only major festival I went to is Metal Italia in 2024. Epic.

Favourite album ?: 

Witchfynde - "Give em' Hell"

Which bands are you into?: 

See Description

How did you find out about TShirtSlayer? : 

I tried to find a place where I can buy cool patches for my denim jacket. Also I am a Russian spy.

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