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StereoDeth
Tue, 12/12/2017 - 12:24

M.O.D. "Colour My World" (Chicago cover):
I always thought that Billy Milano sings, "...color my wooorld with poop. I'm loving youuu."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WbFvzY41mw (skip to 13:19)
But he actually sang the song like the original, which is "...color my world with hope of loving you."

I'm not sure if that's a bummer or not.

Second misheard lyrics for a long time - Megadeth "This Was My Life":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FDbjCScRxI (skip to 1:20)
Thought it's, "...this was the wrong one do~be~do."
But it's, "This was the wrong one to be doing"

I'm not that big about reading lyrics/studying songs, so cut me some slag. :P

GOT ANY SONGS AS WELL? POST THEM!



VoodooChild's picture

Wintersun - Starchild
I always heard: "Creating universes with our balls" but it's "Creating universes without walls"

bad_american1992's picture

Hahahahaha!

Necro Rican's picture

Lolololol

bad_american1992's picture

I heard the first time AC/DC played in New Zealand the crowd was chanting "Dirty deeds... done to sheep!"

DoctorDeath's picture

haah great

doomwatcher's picture

Perhaps a collective Freudian, considering it was NZ ;-p

parregeaboppe's picture

Satyricon - My Skin is Cold

Black metal rock and a scent of leather, I always heard: Black metal cock and a scent of leather

Nater90's picture

Hahahaha, Some goods ones!!

A music TV show here "Spicks and Specks" had a segment where they'd say misheard lyrics one of the funniest ones was Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall Pt.2 the lyric "No dark sarcasm in the classroom" the misheard version was "No Dukes of Hazard in the class room"

I've got a couple;

Pseudo Echo - Funky Town (Lipps Inc. cover) instead of "Won't you take me to a funky town?" I thought he sang "Why won't you take me to fucking town?" This was when I was like...6 maybe 7, Got in trouble for saying fuck haha.

Eric Carmen - Hungry Eyes
Instead of him singing "I've got hungry eyes" I thought he said "I've got hot green eyes" some kind of weird eye fetish? New porn style?

Corvus Corax's picture

Holy fuck Nater! You know Pseudo Echo? Awesome. I learned of them from Friday the 13th. I think it was the fifth one.

Nater90's picture

Holy fuck shit poop cunt! yeah, they are Australian after all ;) My Mum seen them live in the 80s!!

Sure was, FT13TH is one of my all time favourite series'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkhK4zujKUU

slayerslayer's picture

Pseudo Echo - Funky Town (Lipps Inc. cover) instead of "Won't you take me to a funky town?" I thought he sang "Why won't you take me to fucking town?" This was when I was like...6 maybe 7, Got in trouble for saying fuck haha.
Nater - also in this song ... "gotta move on" misheard = "got a new bong" !

Nater90's picture

Hahaha, Got some weed that's good for me!!! Gotta get baked haha.

DoctorDeath's picture

Nick Cave "into my arms, oh lord" -> "Into my ass, Oh lord" https://youtu.be/FG0-cncMpt8?t=1m43s

Corvus Corax's picture

Hahahaha. Remember kids; Jesus 'comes' first. xD

Behemoth116's picture

This made my day haha

Corvus Corax's picture

Haha! Excellent!

Nater90's picture

Hahahahahahaha, Year = made.

StereoDeth's picture

That's when you accept Christ and let the holy spirit inside of you.
...but I'm pretty sure some kinky chicks shouted that line without any Christian background.

DoctorDeath's picture

Eh... I've put the fear of god INTO a few girls before too ;)

Corvus Corax's picture

What has 200 teeth and holds back a monster? Doc's zipper. ;)

Unjustifiablexistence's picture

Ah damn Doc how will I listen to that song now without thinking about this.. I always didn't understand the line from "Brompton Oratory" "I look at the stone apostles".. I heard "I look at the stove.. it puzzles" and then he goes "I think it's alright for some" and I was even more confused

DarkValkyrieofDeath's picture

i have one but its pretty bad and id prolly get banned, i had a lot of fun searching up those funny youtube videos of misheard lyrics tho

Iron Animal's picture

Its actually not a heavy metal song, but a couple of years ago i've heard that stupid "somewhere over the rainbow" song in the Radio for the first time and misheard the lyrics: "someday i wish upon a star" with "someday i wish an pornostar".

TheEcumenicalUnifier's picture

Celtic Frost's Usurper line sung as "Bloodshed all the way" appeared to be "Blood and sand mark their way".

Cenobite99's picture

Dude that's funny cause heard exactly that as well n had to look up the lyrics to make sure that wasn't actually it haha.

Impnaz100's picture

In the the song Eyeless from Slipknot, near the end of the song there's the line " Look me in my brand new eye " but with the articulation of the singing I can easily ear " Look me in a porno AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zSsG1vixtw

At 3:10

Cenobite99's picture

At first I thought "when all is said and done" was "we all need Satan!" Haha

Nihilistic-Terrorfront's picture

At 2:13 I always hear "Eat my kelloggs , eat my kelloggs, eat my kelloooggs"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j2_f7VeDeA
Nalpalm Death - When All Is Said And Done

Corvus Corax's picture

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so they say. Ha ha.

StereoDeth's picture

Death by Kellogs - swallowed without milk and without chewing.
Bet it's Corn Flakes, they taste horrible.

Necro Rican's picture

Napalm Death recommending to have breakfast, hahaha. Imagine having their own cereal.

Nater90's picture

Chili flavoured to represent the napalm!!!

doomwatcher's picture

Very fitting - because Barney IS THE original cookie monster vocalist.

Nihilistic-Terrorfront's picture

I often hear in these songs the following:

Vader - Sword Of The Witcher
1:03 "An Holy finger in my ass" instead of Unholy savior in my hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmAxGaAajaI

Tank - Heavy Artillery
"these are your orders, you masturbate" instead of these are your orders, you must obey
https://youtu.be/-LW5lIyNJTo?t=47s

StereoDeth's picture

This reminds me what someone said about Cancer "Hung, Drawn and Quartered".
The person said "hung, drawn and quartered" sounds like "Michael Jordan".
I thought that's pretty funny, so I dedicated a video to that certain part, not too long ago. :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uympIkGM8Xs

Can't be unheard.

Nater90's picture

GAH RUINED!!!!! xD

invisible-horizons's picture

That was really hilarious hahaha!!!

slayerslayer's picture

Iron maiden - fear of the dark , misheard lyrics = "Hair of the dog"

Necro Rican's picture

Hammerfall- Steel Meets Steel: When I hear the title lyric, I sometimes hear Joachim singing in Spanglish: "Steal Mis Tíos" which means "Steal my uncles".

Moonsorrow- Tulkaapa Ajait: https://youtu.be/J6MgzMRGUyE At 00:44 they sometimes say "Ser Idiota" which means being a idiot in Spanish.

Cerebral Bore: Entombed In Butchered Bodies: https://youtu.be/0x5Ov1vHZi4 At 2:56 I hear "Limpia la pipi". Pipi is a childish word in Spanish for piss and literally the meaning in English is cleaning the piss.

Twisted Sister- Were Not Gonna Take It: https://youtu.be/35PocLHx534 During a show in Chile, the crowd somewhat misheard the title track name and instead began to chant "Huevos con Aceite" which means Oil Eggs in Spanish.

doomwatcher's picture

In CELTIC FROST's Visions of Mortality, "my life turns into sand" sounds so much like "turns into shit", I can't believe it wasn't intended that way.

bad_american1992's picture

Heard this on KROQ one time, the DJ said his daughter thought GnR's "Welcome to the Jungle" was "We love chimichongas" hahahaha

Behemoth116's picture

Sounds like Deadpool's new theme song.

doomwatcher's picture

The very Dave Mustaine himself needs to post here for his Sex Pistols cover on So Far, So good... So What. Even as a kid who was just starting to learn English I felt this creeping suspicion that he must have gotten something wrong.

invisible-horizons's picture

If you listen to Accept's "Cold Winter Dreams", the line where Udo says, "The world seemed so clear, like a wonderful diamond", sounds like he says, the world seemed so clear, like a woman's vagina hahaha! It starts at 3:20 and ends on 3:27.

Omen - The Axeman

In the days of darkness men feared not the sword and the lance
Nor did he fear the beast of fire... He feared

THE AXEMAN!!!

It sounds like he's yelling DICK SMOKE instead of THE AXEMAN hahaha!!!

parregeaboppe's picture

One of the older ones, Toto - Hold the Line

Sounds like Borderline, and you can't unhear that haha

Necro Rican's picture

In Burzum's The Reckoning of Man, at 1:56-1:57 he sounds like he's mentioning Trump. https://youtu.be/1F9Nzp6NZ8A

Also in Moonsorrow's Raunioilla, at 3:16-3:19 they sound like they're saying "Puristas al revés" which means Purists in reverse in Spanish and at 3:30-3:32, they're saying "La piel se va" which means the skin is leaving. https://youtu.be/5--GOz9iOI4

Cenobite99's picture

One morning while listening to Darkthrone I'm pretty sure it was Transilvanian hunger at some point in the song I'm not sure what the actual lyrics are but it sounded like "gay rights for zorbon!" Who ever that is. I cracked up for a good 20 minutes!

Cenobite99's picture

On the Static x song "Fix" the line where he says "I'm in you your in me just give me a fix" someone in the comments on YouTube said it sounds like "How can you yell at me on thanksgiving! " Now I can't hear it any other way! One of the best! Hahaha

IFuckedRazorback's picture

My third grade teacher and my mom both worked in my old elementary school, and one night the faculty was at a bar hanging out when "Paradise City" came on. My third grade teacher sung along once the chorus kicked in, and sang:

"Take me down to the very nice city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty,"

and he was so confused when everyone started laughing at him.

DoctorDeath's picture

Type O Negative - Black No.1 (Little Miss Scare-All) "She's in love with her self, she likes the... duck"

Nater90's picture
Behemoth116's picture

Haha yes. When there is the break in the song (about half way through) before Peter starts singing again I hear "Some creme brulee"
Always makes me laugh

Nater90's picture

Hahaha good one!!

Behemoth116's picture

Still not too sure what he is trying to say @_@

Behemoth116's picture

Ah no I meant I’m not sure what he is saying at the part I misheard haha doesn’t come up in lyrics. Probably saying “she dyes it black” just really mumbled haha
Thanks though.

Nater90's picture

Haha, All good mate!

Cenobite99's picture

I believe the mumbled part your referring to is an old no longer commonly used French curse word.

Unjustifiablexistence's picture

Yes he's saying "sacrebleu" which is a french curse word

Behemoth116's picture

That makes sense
Thank you Cenobite and Unjustifiable for clearing that up.

Cenobite99's picture

Ah but of course! Your welcome!

Nater90's picture

Hah, Cheers man.

Cenobite99's picture

Think I'm gonna start bringing it back! Haha

Behemoth116's picture

Haha! \m/

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