well, not quite. I got a used tee that had what looked to be crusted someting (detergent?) on it. what was suspect was that there were streamers going to it and detergent or most anything besides glue and syrup does not leave streamers. yes, its usually saliva , snot or a load. I sure the Fuck wouldnt sniff it! I deduced it to be food (because it seemed right) threw it in the washer. came out fine. done.
question is what would you do?
contact the seller?
just return it ? what?
you know they wouldn't fess up to it so save the interrogation tactics.
If it cums out (little pun there hee hee heee) in the wash I honestly wouldn't make a big fuss but would probably just drop the seller a note letting them know there was an unspecified stain - especially if you suspect it might be cum haha don't wanna be catching v.d. thru a goddamn tshirt
agreed. Some dude was in the news because his ex secretly took his funk from three months before they broke up to a fertility clinic and surprised him with a kid....and child support (shocker.)
Maybe I should just have returned the shirt. On his new baby.
I took the shirt from a gipsy several years ago and it had stains on the lower part of the shirt. I'm sure that these weren't the toothpaste stains! After 3 washes the stains cum off (good one judascrust haha!). I wasn't bothered since I got that Pestilence 1992 tour shirt for 3$ and that was the only time when I saw that gipsy, so I couldn't "contact the seller" hahah.
I haven't encountered any cum stained shirts in my life, except this one. I'm not even wearing it since it's to small for me.
hmm, good question. I'd probably try not to think of any words like cum, jizz, semen, sperm or shpoonk and just wash it about ten times at min. 60°, maybe 90° if it's at least XL...I don't think I'd return it cos that's usually the last time you either see the shirt or your cash. you could of course re-sell it, just don't tell anyone
friend of mine actually asked me once whether "that's a sperm-stain" on my jumper (it wasn't - I'd actually coloured it myself - still don't know what exactly it was though, probably snot)....I still think of that every single time I hang up my washed jumper.
In Germany we have a special little tincture for this, called Dr Beckmann. It says against everything albuminous. In the past they already had "Against blood and sperm" written on it, but sperm got replaced against "eggs" and "Yoghurt" it seems , haha
Holy shit. Everybody. This dude (doctor/scientist) just posted the greatest response I've ever read on the internet. If you read the definitions for TINCTURE and ALBUMINOUS you will understand just how mind blowing specific this breakdown is. Fuck man I hope you are on our side in a war. Did your parents read you Carcass lyrics for bedtime stories when you were two?
I recently got a shirt with a weird stain. Might have been toothpaste, deodorant or something else.. I just put it in the washing machine immediately. Stain gone, problem solved. Why would you want to analyze what the stain was? Makes no sense to me. If I found a rare shirt covered in puke or whatever, I'd take it and wash it. But im not a "mint" shirt snob anyways.
If it washed out, I wouldn't care. I wouldn't bother the seller about it, either. Chances are, they didn't notice it, whatever it was. It may have gotten on the shirt just prior to packaging. And, if it is any kind of bodily fluid, it's most likely saliva.
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bad_american1992 on
What the fuck hahahahahaha
Try taking a black light to it if you think it's a cum stain.
jayofkays on
dude, how could i forget a blacklight? fuck. What if you ordered a questionable black light poster?
judascrust on
If it cums out (little pun there hee hee heee) in the wash I honestly wouldn't make a big fuss but would probably just drop the seller a note letting them know there was an unspecified stain - especially if you suspect it might be cum haha don't wanna be catching v.d. thru a goddamn tshirt
jayofkays on
cumsuming inpulse. van drunin surely sent some crunchy shirts to pestilence
jayofkays on
No shit. 20 years of death metal and that dude's venomous spout takes the cake.
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agreed. Some dude was in the news because his ex secretly took his funk from three months before they broke up to a fertility clinic and surprised him with a kid....and child support (shocker.)
Maybe I should just have returned the shirt. On his new baby.
jayofkays on
or the shirt stuffed in a baby. Too Much?
MasterDeath on
I took the shirt from a gipsy several years ago and it had stains on the lower part of the shirt. I'm sure that these weren't the toothpaste stains! After 3 washes the stains cum off (good one judascrust haha!). I wasn't bothered since I got that Pestilence 1992 tour shirt for 3$ and that was the only time when I saw that gipsy, so I couldn't "contact the seller" hahah.
I haven't encountered any cum stained shirts in my life, except this one. I'm not even wearing it since it's to small for me.
jayofkays on
toothpaste. HILARIOUS!
That shirt might "grow up" someday and you can wear it again
andermatten on
hmm, good question. I'd probably try not to think of any words like cum, jizz, semen, sperm or shpoonk and just wash it about ten times at min. 60°, maybe 90° if it's at least XL...I don't think I'd return it cos that's usually the last time you either see the shirt or your cash. you could of course re-sell it, just don't tell anyone
friend of mine actually asked me once whether "that's a sperm-stain" on my jumper (it wasn't - I'd actually coloured it myself - still don't know what exactly it was though, probably snot)....I still think of that every single time I hang up my washed jumper.
jayofkays on
" I'd probably try not to think of any words like cum, jizz, semen, sperm or shpoonk"
I'm sure you just added three.
Into Glory Ride on
Jesus Christ, hahaha!
In Germany we have a special little tincture for this, called Dr Beckmann. It says against everything albuminous. In the past they already had "Against blood and sperm" written on it, but sperm got replaced against "eggs" and "Yoghurt" it seems , haha
http://www.dr-beckmann.de/fleckentfernung/spezial-fleckenteufel/blut-eiw...
jayofkays on
Holy shit. Everybody. This dude (doctor/scientist) just posted the greatest response I've ever read on the internet. If you read the definitions for TINCTURE and ALBUMINOUS you will understand just how mind blowing specific this breakdown is. Fuck man I hope you are on our side in a war. Did your parents read you Carcass lyrics for bedtime stories when you were two?
Heinz on
What the Hell did I just read?
Metalmate on
People pay big bucks for good sperm these days look at it as a bonus. Like a promo CD :)
Nater90 on
True, Some even pay extra for piss and blood...
doomtilldeath on
I recently got a shirt with a weird stain. Might have been toothpaste, deodorant or something else.. I just put it in the washing machine immediately. Stain gone, problem solved. Why would you want to analyze what the stain was? Makes no sense to me. If I found a rare shirt covered in puke or whatever, I'd take it and wash it. But im not a "mint" shirt snob anyways.
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If it washed out, I wouldn't care. I wouldn't bother the seller about it, either. Chances are, they didn't notice it, whatever it was. It may have gotten on the shirt just prior to packaging. And, if it is any kind of bodily fluid, it's most likely saliva.