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Made up cool/stupid/funny band names

Thane
Sat, 03/04/2021 - 08:00

So one of my favorite things to do randomly is write down things I hear or say for some reason if I think they could be used as a band name. Some are dumb as hell haha
I'm sure I'm not the only one who does this, maybe we can start a thread that new bands can use as a reference for a name idea? Anywho here's some of the ones I have

Creaky Speaker
Pillage the Village
Mourning Would?
Bacon Rake
Four Skins
Cosmic Jewish Zombie
Throwing Hammers
Garbled Marbles
Reproductive Harm
Out On a Limb

Comment your ideas! Even if they're dumb as fuck. haha


Bayernpirat's picture

Stuck in pelvis of Elvis

Thane's picture

ooh good one haha

bad_american1992's picture

4 Skins is actualy a punk group hahaha it's a band of (what a shocker) four skinheads.

After high school I started a short-lived speed metal group called Canarga Larga. My little brother's rock/funk group at the time was called Sangoya.

Thane's picture

Hahahaha no way that's hilarious had no idea

Throneofvomit's picture

Catastrophic cumshot

Thane's picture

Yessss hahahaha

MorticiA's picture

I've got a bunch of them that's on several computers, and frankly I think of humorous band names often, but offhand these two come to mind:

The Fister Sisters
Slimey Fuck Blanket

Thane's picture

Both hilarious lmao I'm curious to see what else you have, hope you'll post more here soon

MorticiA's picture

Sex Pistols tribute band: The Fuck Muskets (I can't take credit for this one, one of my oldest buddies came up with this back in the mid 2000s.)

Thane's picture

Hahaha that one is gold

MorticiA's picture

*snirk* Heh,I just came up with this one: Queef Stealer

Thane's picture

Lmao good one

Thane's picture

The fuck muskets could tour with the Bum Trumpets

MorticiA's picture

Emesis Theory
Chum Bucket

doomtilldeath's picture

Chum bucket is a restaurant in Sponge Bob xD

MorticiA's picture

Heh, 'didn't know that, I don't watch Sponge Bob, but that is pretty funny.

MorticiA's picture

Ass Hock

bad_american1992's picture

Slimey Fuck Blanket that is absolutely discusting

Throneofvomit's picture

Piss bucket surprise

Thane's picture

😂

Throneofvomit's picture

Ham. Human against mayonnaise or horrific anal massacre

Thane's picture

Horrific anal massacre for sure haha

Throneofvomit's picture

Posthumous cornhole

Throneofvomit's picture

Abortion grenade

Thane's picture

Haha yess

Thane's picture

Diseased Sphincter

Throneofvomit's picture

Truncated viscera broiled with chunks of child

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I remember making a whole quiz on metal amino where you had to answer if a band name was real or not. https://aminoapps.com/c/metal/page/blog/is-that-a-real-band/X0KI_gugraX0... Queerios was my favorite

Thane's picture

Queerios hahaha

bad_american1992's picture

Man we used to have a whole Facebook group dedicated to shit like this, the more nonsensical it was the better. Some of the gems were:

Rectal Crucifixion
Deepthroating a Pool Cue
Swampass Bognuts
Elderly Fecal Deposits

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Swampass Bognuts is my fav that's funny shit hahaha

Throneofvomit's picture

Sleddog afterbirth

Thane's picture

Good one haha

Thane's picture

Tainted by Association

Throneofvomit's picture

Vomit omelette

Thane's picture

Gold 👌🏻

ThomasThrash's picture

One of my favorites so far haha

Throneofvomit's picture

Salad shooter massacre

Throneofvomit's picture

Ass fist fatality: headless and alone

Throneofvomit's picture

Bwhahahhahahahahhahahahhaha that was good.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😈

kimo's picture

A Minor Vagina

Thane's picture

A Minor .... Vagin-er? 😂

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Doctor jelly finger and his hateful glove

Thane's picture

lmao

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Ripped through a wormhole's urethra

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Pisssnifers

It's a great d-beat hardcore crust punk band from Athens !
Check 'em out !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skmZW4OuJXM

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Teacup Skullfuck

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Fecal Decal

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Shitty Beatles

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Fanny Farts are funny.

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It's a great rv mattress short queen band from futons which you can see at https://www.bestfutonmattresstoday.com/best-rv-mattress-short-queen/.
Urethral Inhabitation
Areola Granola
Moonspunk

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Tornanus Tornado

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Yeahhhhh good one! hahaha

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