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Made up cool/stupid/funny band names

ThaneSat, 03/04/2021 - 08:00

So one of my favorite things to do randomly is write down things I hear or say for some reason if I think they could be used as a band name. Some are dumb as hell haha
I'm sure I'm not the only one who does this, maybe we can start a thread that new bands can use as a reference for a name idea? Anywho here's some of the ones I have

Creaky Speaker
Pillage the Village
Mourning Would?
Bacon Rake
Four Skins
Cosmic Jewish Zombie
Throwing Hammers
Garbled Marbles
Reproductive Harm
Out On a Limb

Comment your ideas! Even if they're dumb as fuck. haha

Bayernpirat

on Sat, 03/04/2021 - 14:18

Stuck in pelvis of Elvis

Thane on Sat, 03/04/2021 - 17:38

ooh good one haha

bad_american1992 on Sat, 03/04/2021 - 17:53

4 Skins is actualy a punk group hahaha it's a band of (what a shocker) four skinheads.

After high school I started a short-lived speed metal group called Canarga Larga. My little brother's rock/funk group at the time was called Sangoya.

Thane on Sun, 04/04/2021 - 02:50

Hahahaha no way that's hilarious had no idea

Throneofvomit on Sat, 03/04/2021 - 19:05

Catastrophic cumshot

Thane on Sun, 04/04/2021 - 02:51

Yessss hahahaha

MorticiA on Sun, 04/04/2021 - 01:55

I've got a bunch of them that's on several computers, and frankly I think of humorous band names often, but offhand these two come to mind:

The Fister Sisters
Slimey Fuck Blanket

Thane on Sun, 04/04/2021 - 02:52

Both hilarious lmao I'm curious to see what else you have, hope you'll post more here soon

MorticiA on Sun, 04/04/2021 - 17:13

Sex Pistols tribute band: The Fuck Muskets (I can't take credit for this one, one of my oldest buddies came up with this back in the mid 2000s.)

Thane on Sun, 04/04/2021 - 17:17

Hahaha that one is gold

MorticiA on Sun, 04/04/2021 - 17:36

*snirk* Heh,I just came up with this one: Queef Stealer

Thane on Sun, 04/04/2021 - 18:55

Lmao good one

Thane on Sun, 04/04/2021 - 18:56

The fuck muskets could tour with the Bum Trumpets

MorticiA on Mon, 05/04/2021 - 05:43

Emesis Theory
Chum Bucket

doomtilldeath on Sat, 10/04/2021 - 21:30

Chum bucket is a restaurant in Sponge Bob xD

MorticiA on Sun, 11/04/2021 - 06:36

Heh, 'didn't know that, I don't watch Sponge Bob, but that is pretty funny.

MorticiA on Mon, 05/04/2021 - 13:53

Ass Hock

bad_american1992 on Mon, 05/04/2021 - 03:19

Slimey Fuck Blanket that is absolutely discusting

Throneofvomit on Sun, 04/04/2021 - 02:53

Piss bucket surprise

Thane on Sun, 04/04/2021 - 02:53

😂

Throneofvomit on Sun, 04/04/2021 - 02:55

Ham. Human against mayonnaise or horrific anal massacre

Thane on Sun, 04/04/2021 - 02:55

Horrific anal massacre for sure haha

Throneofvomit on Sun, 04/04/2021 - 03:00

Posthumous cornhole

Throneofvomit on Sun, 04/04/2021 - 17:38

Abortion grenade

Thane on Sun, 04/04/2021 - 18:56

Haha yess

Thane on Sun, 04/04/2021 - 18:56

Diseased Sphincter

Throneofvomit on Sun, 04/04/2021 - 22:36

Truncated viscera broiled with chunks of child

GabeG951 on Mon, 05/04/2021 - 02:13

I remember making a whole quiz on metal amino where you had to answer if a band name was real or not. https://aminoapps.com/c/metal/page/blog/is-that-a-real-band/X0KI_gugraX0... Queerios was my favorite

Thane on Mon, 05/04/2021 - 06:15

Queerios hahaha

bad_american1992 on Mon, 05/04/2021 - 03:23

Man we used to have a whole Facebook group dedicated to shit like this, the more nonsensical it was the better. Some of the gems were:

Rectal Crucifixion
Deepthroating a Pool Cue
Swampass Bognuts
Elderly Fecal Deposits

Thane on Mon, 05/04/2021 - 06:14

Swampass Bognuts is my fav that's funny shit hahaha

Throneofvomit on Mon, 05/04/2021 - 05:11

Sleddog afterbirth

Thane on Mon, 05/04/2021 - 06:14

Good one haha

Thane on Mon, 05/04/2021 - 06:15

Tainted by Association

Throneofvomit on Tue, 06/04/2021 - 01:27

Vomit omelette

Thane on Tue, 06/04/2021 - 01:43

Gold 👌🏻

ThomasThrash on Tue, 06/04/2021 - 05:34

One of my favorites so far haha

Throneofvomit on Tue, 06/04/2021 - 01:28

Salad shooter massacre

Throneofvomit on Tue, 06/04/2021 - 02:20

Ass fist fatality: headless and alone

Throneofvomit on Sat, 10/04/2021 - 03:26

Bwhahahhahahahahhahahahhaha that was good.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😈

kimo on Sat, 10/04/2021 - 07:33

A Minor Vagina

Thane on Sat, 10/04/2021 - 08:22

A Minor .... Vagin-er? 😂

Throneofvomit on Sat, 10/04/2021 - 08:24

Doctor jelly finger and his hateful glove

Thane on Sat, 10/04/2021 - 17:34

lmao

bad_american1992 on Sat, 10/04/2021 - 13:01

Ripped through a wormhole's urethra

nuclearthrasher666 on Sat, 10/04/2021 - 13:46

Pisssnifers

It's a great d-beat hardcore crust punk band from Athens !
Check 'em out !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skmZW4OuJXM

Thane on Sat, 10/04/2021 - 17:35

Teacup Skullfuck

Thane on Sat, 10/04/2021 - 20:48

Fecal Decal

UnsafeAtAnySpeed on Sun, 11/04/2021 - 19:05

Shitty Beatles

kimo on Sat, 17/04/2021 - 07:59

Fanny Farts are funny.

Jacquelyn Barton on Wed, 28/04/2021 - 22:35

It's a great rv mattress short queen band from futons which you can see at https://www.bestfutonmattresstoday.com/best-rv-mattress-short-queen/.
Urethral Inhabitation
Areola Granola
Moonspunk