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The lying game

VoodooChild
Mon, 28/08/2017 - 12:49

Since I noticed a lof of people (including me) enjoy the simple games like "This Or That" I was thinking of starting this game I played and enjoyed with other on another forum.
The rules are easy, all you do is post 3 sentences with claims about yourself, 2 are right, 1 is a lie. The next person must guess what is the lie. The person posting the 3 sentences must make it as difficult as possible to guess which one is the lie.

For example I will post:
-I was once almost arrested for public indecency
-I'm secretly a black veil brides fan
-I once accidentally ate a life snail

the person who sees this will guess which one is the lie and then posts 3 sentences form him/herself. I will tell him/her if he/she was correct or not and so will he/she when someone guesses their lie.

Let's see if people enjoy this one as much as This OR that and enjoy it as much as I did on forum I played it, otherwise just let it die hahah.


VoodooChild's picture

I will start:

-I was once almost arrested for public indecency
-I'm secretly a black veil brides fan
-I once accidentally ate a life snail

Der Todesking's picture

I bet the first one, indecency! :)

MasterDeath's picture

Hahaha

VoodooChild's picture

2 is the lie hahaha

Fatal Agent's picture

Seems like a fun idea

Der Todesking's picture

-I have spend a Night in the local drunk tank
-I suffer from spider phobia
-I once accidentally killed my sister's budgerigar

MasterDeath's picture

My guess is # 2 !

Der Todesking's picture

Number 3 is the lie!! ;) I'm really afraid of spiders, mainly the bigger ones ofc! Ewww...

MasterDeath's picture

Ah, feeling much better now! I love these birds

MasterDeath's picture

1. I was in prison because of beating a cop
2. I'm vegan
3. I stepped on a lego brick

Der Todesking's picture

I don't believe you're vegan! :)

MasterDeath's picture

Hahah correct!

Der Todesking's picture

LOL!! Yeah since I know how hard you work & stuff, I couldn't buy the vegan! Vegetarian eventually, but vegan - no! ;)

VoodooChild's picture

since there is no new one and no to guess for me anymore:

-I got engaged after knowing a girl for less than 3 months, we will marry soon
-I am not afraid of spiders, but I am extremely scared of grasshoppers, I get extreme pannick attacks when I even see one on a picture
-my introduction to extremer forms of metal was Meshuggah - future breed machine when I was 10 and got a teacher very mad when playing the cd on the classrooms stereo in elementary school

Der Todesking's picture

I think so too!

VoodooChild's picture

#3 is the lie, altough meshuggah introduced it to me and I did play it in elementary school the teacher was fine with it.

I am engaged hahah, and she has a TSS account too.

OmeletteDuFromage's picture

I'd say #2 is the lie, I spent my entire childhood capturing grasshoppers so I can't understand how these cuties would scare the shit out of someone

VoodooChild's picture

#3 is the lie, I am afraid of them I really hate em.

Influx's picture

Alright well, here goes

1. I ate a box of fried crickets, I enjoy them now
2. I've spilled shark guts on myself more than once
3. I have some skill at taxidermy

VoodooChild's picture

#1 is a lie I guess!

Since 2 and 3 sort of can go hand in hand

Blüdrayne's picture

Fried crickets are a traditional beer snack in Thailand. They taste kinda like peanuts. You should try them if you get the chance.

Influx's picture

They are indeed really good and I regret I can't get them much around here

Nater90's picture

Cool idea.

#1. When my Dad was driving along and I felt sick I vomited into a plastic bag filling it and he through it out the window it got caught on tree branch slowly dripping out pink vomit.

#2. When I was 12 years old I got put in jail for a crime I didn't commit.

#3. I once stabbed a innocent bird to death just because I could.

Nater90's picture

Well you're wrong :) I was went there on a school excursion and all the boys got locked in jail, For fun!!!

It was number 3. I found a dead bird and got my mate to film me stabbing it even more and ripping it apart while another mate was nearly vomiting from the noises and smell.

Nater90's picture

Yessir :)

Caarkazs's picture

Less do it:
1. I went to Helvete/Neseblod with my super religious relatives who lectured me afterwards
2. I accidentally unplugged my headphones while listening to Judas Priest which made my teacher finish the lyrics
3. I presented an art project inspired by Holy Wars... the Punishment Due's message to the class (which upset most of them)

Nater90's picture

Number 1?

VoodooChild's picture

I guess #2 is the lie

Der Todesking's picture

Haha, all are pretty hilarious I have to say! But I think #2 is the lie...

OmeletteDuFromage's picture

Definitely number 3 !

Caarkazs's picture

2. Is actually the lie but it's based off a true story. I unplugged my headphones while listening to The Trooper and my teacher just smiled. I guess I brought em some nostalgia.

Morbid_Welshman's picture

1) I did an unusually wet fart at an Opeth gig, and despite believing I'd sharted, stayed for the whole show and at the end, ran very quickly to the nearest Portaloo (Turned out it was just a fart!)
2) I once woke up in someone else's tent at a festival, and the owner of said tent turned out to be my doppelgänger! Even wearing the same shirt.
3) I once sewed a patch onto the skin of my arm, just to see wether or not a tattoo of it would look good

Nater90's picture

#3 is possible but I doubt you'd sew it when someone can do a stencil.

kereealazer's picture

3

Morbid_Welshman's picture

1) Actually happened, hahah! 2) Happened to a friend of mine. 3) Complete lie, hahah!!

Nater90's picture

Heh, Knew it you crazy git.

Nater90's picture

#1. On live radio I said that BabyMetal sound like the vocalists are being molested / raped by an octopus.

#2. We had to play three advertisements for other shows on the same radio station we were on, One of them was for the gospel / religious show a couple hours after us and I went on a rant of how religion is nothing but a crock and told people not to listen to his show.

#3. On live radio one of my co-hosts wasn't up because he and his fiancé had just had their first son so I played Infant Annihilator - Torn From the Womb and dedicated it to them.

kereealazer's picture

#1

Nater90's picture

Wrong, I actually did, My friend gave me his blessing to do it, I tried to put him live on air to announce it himself but the system wasn't work.

kereealazer's picture

I don't know I think that might seem pretty vulgar to say about little girls but hey consider the other one is religion bashing who knows.

Nater90's picture

Replied to 3 not 1....

But regarding number 1 I actually did say it, I regret nothing, My mates didn't like my comments because they like the band.

I stand by any comment I say, It's opinion based after all. Either way I would have got banned if the owners listened in,

OmeletteDuFromage's picture

2

Nater90's picture

Yeah, See above^

DeepPessinHC1's picture

#1 I've drove around while I jacked off.
#2 I've drove around with a loaded gun.
#3 I'be drove around while having a blow job.

Nater90's picture

Between 1&2....Hmmm

Gonna go 1, America is stupid when it comes to guns so wouldn't surprise me if you did that.

OmeletteDuFromage's picture

#1

VoodooChild's picture

#1 - I followed high school for 4 years in the evening, from 5PM to 10:30PM
#2 - I got the idea for this game from a Hentai forum
#3 - I once threw an old sandwich at Asking Alexandria when they played on a festival I was attending

Nater90's picture

I doubt you'd go see Asking Alexandria so you don't die from their shitness!!!

Going to go #1.

VoodooChild's picture

the lie is #3 actually, was with a friend and we discussed doing it but decided to just drink somewhere and wait for another band we did like.

#1 is real, I finished my last high school years in the evening.

And yeah I got this idea from a Hentai forum haha

Nater90's picture

Hah! Knew it :D

OmeletteDuFromage's picture

#1 - When I was a kid I thought the Sex Pistols were a metal band
#2 - I once exploded a bullet with a hammer and a screwdriver because I thought it was a fake one
#3 - I got beaten up at my first metal show by two older guys who wanted the drumstick I caught on the fly

VoodooChild's picture

I hope #3 is the lie, otherwise those guys are dicks :(

OmeletteDuFromage's picture

Nobody else answered hahaha
Yeah you got it right, #3 is the lie, they did not beat me up.

It's based on a truth though : At my first metal show, I caught the drumstick the drummer just threw in my face, but two older guys just tried to take it from me. Two 6 foot tall guys trying to take a fucking drumstick from a 5 foot tall teen, that was just pathetic. I managed not to let it go for a few minutes (they weren't very strong, lol) but after that time I just abandoned it because they were too annoying.

Bayernpirat's picture

hahaha - cool game, so next round for me

#1 - I danced naked on my car at W:O:A during Hammerfall played and screamed fucking loud for Motörhead

#2 - When I was young I ate worms for money

#3 - I got arrested for having Soft Air guns

VoodooChild's picture

I think #3 is the lie since, since I have seen some stores in germany selling em legally so I assume the laws about airsoft aren't that strict

Nater90's picture

I could imagine you doing number 1 haha.

#2.

Bayernpirat's picture

you´re right

Bayernpirat's picture

#2 is the lie

#1 - at Wacken I got a hard tackling and I had a wet fart and I went fast to my car to change clothes and I decided to enter my car to get naked and scream for Motörhead

#3 - it was Fathers day and late in the evening I took my MP5 outside and at the way home a Police officer in civil followed me and called the SEK (german SWAT) to enter my home because it looks dangerous if a longhaired, battlejacket wearing motherfucker is runnig through the city with an exact copy of a machine gun - the night I had to stay in arrest

Nater90's picture

Hahaha, You're a legend Bayern!

VoodooChild's picture

#1 - when I was about 13 and had discovered porn and masturbation for some time I started to wonder what was the best way if I might be gay or at least bi-sexual. Since straight porn with naked women etc worked I knew I was into girls at least but to test if I was into men too I put on some gay porn and started to fap. It didn't work and I couldn't even got an erection, that's how I found out I was straight.

#2 - An artist I used to hate for years is now one of my alltime faves.

#3 - I was forced to watch Frozen so many times I started to love it

Stronthor's picture

I'll give it a go as well.

#1 me and a mate once drove to the other side of Europe to test drive his new car on a Formula 1 circuit
#2 I once got arrested for drug possession on Germany
#3 I once knocked a guy out because he interfered with my dj performance

Nater90's picture

#1, Pretty sure they wouldn't allow that...Public liability insurance is expensive.

Stronthor's picture

While I get your reasoning, #1 is actually true! See my reply to VoodooChild's guess :)

VoodooChild's picture

I hope #2 is the lie, seems like the most negative one to endure

Stronthor's picture

You are correct! Here are the backstories:

#1 My mate had just bought a first generation Fiat Panda, and since it was a pretty old car we figured we needed to give it a thorough test drive, just to see if there were any defects. The idea of taking it to a race track came up pretty much immediately, only problem was this tiny old car was probably too slow and unsafe for any dedicated race track. So the next best thing was the Monte Carlo, Monaco's street circuit. Long story short, we drove about 1300 kilometers to do one lap of the circuit, which was now just a very busy downtown Monaco :)

#2 actually ties in with the first story, we decided to take some hash with us on the trip. We managed to get through Belgium, France, Monaco, Italy and Switzerland without getting caught, but when we got to Germany a middle-aged couple saw us smoking at a small truck stop along the highway and ratted us out to the police. They found the hash brick in my pockets so at first I thought I was screwed, but since it was my first drug related offense in Germany they only took my personal info and told us we weren't allowed to drive for the next 24 hours.

#3 Up until a few years ago I was involved in the illegal squat party scene, so I regularly did dj gigs. Now these parties of course are set up in the span of a few hours so often the dj booth isn't separated too well from the dancefloor and the audience. This means that every now and then I had people trying to convince me they're also a dj and that I should let them play a couple of records as well. Most of them are easily dealt with, just a stern 'no thank you' and they'll get it. But this one time, this guy was drunk off his tits and he just wouldn't let it go, until at one point he started randomly scratching my records right in the middle of my mix. I shoved him away, more than a little annoyed, he shoved me back so in a reflex I punched him right in the face. Dude went down instantly, which surprised me since I'm actually a fairly small guy. I ran into the same guy at another party where he apologized to me, which I did as well since I didn't intend to knock him out. We ended up laughing about it over a beer so at least it ended on a positive note.

Nater90's picture

Oh cool, Rather enjoy the F1s and would love to drive on the Monaco track! But traffic would be a bitch so I couldn't give my car it's full potential.

Stronthor's picture

Traffic was a bitch, our one lap took about 15 minutes :) But it was funny as shit, especially when we hit the Casino square... Lamborghini's, Ferrari's an Rolls Royces as far as the eye could see but all heads turned toward the two dutch guys in their tiny old shitbox of a car. We felt like a total freakshow :)

Nater90's picture

Hahahaha that's hilarious, Try and pick up the ladies ;)

VoodooChild's picture

#1 my dog is tattooed
#2 when I was very young I thought deathcore evolved from metalcore since it was faster, and in turn grindcore evolved from deathcore
#3 I actually prefer CD over Vinyl

Nater90's picture

#3 is the lie, You collect Cassette and Vinyl ;)

VoodooChild's picture

correct!

when we bought my dog she actually had a tattoo in her ear. Some code.
And I am ashamed to admit I really thought #2 hahah

Nater90's picture

Nailed it!!!

From memory it's something to do with pure breeds or something.

We were all young at some point :)

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