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samael6666 on
Printed sucks ass. But the thing is mostly that thered a million of them. I just got an original run to the hills patch tho, original screenprint which is ugly as all hell. Might put that on. But good one yeah. Ill see if i can find it. I know gigapatch has a few perfect ones but due to virus the shipping went up and theyre alrdy pretty expensive for how ugly they are so im still considering. I alrdy posted a few of the ones i got on my page
samael6666 on
Check my profile. I uploaded the most godawful megadeth patch
samael6666 on
Oh trust me. Theres worse than these. Found a horrible maiden one for fotd and i got a keeper of the deven keys/shits incoming thats godawful aswell
samael6666 on
Yeah thats one of the ones i alrdy have. The megadeth patch
samael6666 on
If everything went well it did. One of my recent knes along with a couple of nicer ones. As a mailday
samael6666 on
Thanks man!!
bad_american1992 on
Chemical Burn had an Ugly Patch Vest going around a few years back, looks like it is currently in Germany!
https://tshirtslayer.com/battle-jacket/ugliest-vest-world-0
KleptoSkuld on
You can just use the patches from your main jacket
KleptoSkuld on
HA jk
deadlock on
You'll have a hard time topping this one
https://www.giga-patch.com/en/death-symbolic-death-metal-band.html
kimo on
I think that comment's a bit harsh.Clearly someone has put at least 2 seconds thought into that patch and achieved about a half of that in the finished product. You should not be so judgemental.
KleptoSkuld on
Honestly I'd normally agree as it not cool to put down others and to be respectful of others work but good god this patch is a complete disaster. There's no way that was the end goal it is a mess. But at least he tried
Heavy Metal Chemist on
Challenge Accepted:
https://www.giga-patch.com/en/iron-maiden-iron-maiden-blue.html ๐คฃ๐
Aaron_gallagher on
Holy hell that patch is awful. i find it hilarious that the product description says "excellent workmanship" on such a garbage looking patch.
Throneofvomit on
Bwhahahhahahahaha
Kathulex on
https://tshirtslayer.com/patch/embroidered-patches-3
I still have this whitesnake and I am absolutely sure it's cursed with soul of some crackhead groupie that was killed behind 7-11 in Atlanta
samael6666 on
Thata amazing man ill message you
bad_american1992 on
This guy has some truly hideous Iron Maiden patches for sale. Somewhere in Time:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/IRON-MAIDEN-SOMEWHERE-IN-TIME-IRON-or-SEW-ON-PA...
Metalmate on
Here you go:
https://www.marktplaats.nl/a/verzamelen/muziek-artiesten-en-beroemdheden...
https://www.marktplaats.nl/a/verzamelen/muziek-artiesten-en-beroemdheden...
samael6666 on
Ah thanks man had nog niet eens aan paul gedacht haha
Metalmate on
Geen probleem. Hij heeft ook die foeilelijke Motorhead Bastards patch
https://www.marktplaats.nl/a/verzamelen/muziek-artiesten-en-beroemdheden...
Metalmate on
https://www.ebay.nl/itm/MEGADETH-HEAVY-METAL-ROCK-MUSIC-AMERICAN-QUALITY...
samael6666 on
Danku haha maar die heb ik al binnen:)
ThomasThrash on
https://www.ebay.com/itm/GORGOROTH-BLACK-METAL-EMBROIDERED-PATCH/2837957...
ThomasThrash on
You should pick one up!
Morbid_Welshman on
https://www.amazon.ca/SEPUDURA-Heavy-Metal-Embroidered-Costume/dp/B012RP...
samael6666 on
Yeah im searching for it. Cant buy it here sadly
MorticiA on
I know ebay has a ton. But specifically, I've seen a Slayer Divine Intervention patch that woven which is fvk ugly. I've even seen an ugly Cannibal Corpse butchered at Birth. I know there's an ugly Iron Maiden or two floating around, and I know that there's an awful Metallica "Fiddler" patch that shows up here and there. Yea... all on ebay.
Amusing project by the way, I had amused my self with this concept, but nothing serious just amusement. 'Best of luck to ya, I can't wait to see what unholy abominations you attain.
Power Thrashing Debt on
For whatever reason, Power and Pain by Whiplash tends to horrid as a patch. While looking for a good backpatch of the album, I found these. In my opinion, these are awful and hideous. Luckily I found an amazing one after a few months and is still the best one I've ever seen
https://tshirtslayer.com/patch/whiplash-power-and-pain-backpatch-1
https://tshirtslayer.com/patch/whiplash-power-and-pain-backpatch-0
https://www.madprinting.net/whiplash-power-and-pain-backpatch-standard-s...
ThomasThrash on
Oh... the second one. Yikes.
ThomasThrash on
The second one should be the backpatch for this jacket.
samael6666 on
Oh i got a worse one imcoming
ThomasThrash on
Oh no, where can I see this?
ThomasThrash on
https://tshirtslayer.com/patch/ugliest-megadeth-patch-ive-seen
Power Thrashing Debt on
That's hilarious, looks like a buncha aliens
Kofuv6 on
https://retaliationprods.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/Bolt-Thrower-The...
samael6666 on
Got one ordered alrdy haha
Kofuv6 on
Ah okay nice
Kofuv6 on
https://retaliationprods.com/product/marduk-dark-endless/
since u have the IVth crusade patch i linked eariler i assume u have this as well but wanna double check
ThomasThrash on
Wow, that's pretty bad.
Kofuv6 on
yup, one of the worst one's i've seen in a long time
Morbid_Welshman on
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SLAYER-SEW-ON-RED-WITH-GREEN-EDGE-LOGO-EMBROI...
M3TLH3AD on
https://www.giga-patch.com/en/dio-holy-diver-heavy-metal-band.html
Lol
Morbid_Welshman on
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Metallica-Patch-Embroidered-Iron-On-Or-Sew-On...
Power Thrashing Debt on
Don't know if this has been mentioned, too many comments
https://www.riffsmerchandise.com/a-57672488/patches/hallows-eve-tales-of...
bad_american1992 on
I know this thread is pretty old but I found another stinker. No idea why someone thought a Quaker Oats / Iron Maiden crossover was a good idea...
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Dave-Murray-Embroidered-Patch-Quaker-Oats-Iron-...
Power Thrashing Debt on
Amazing
MungoBumpkin on
If you don't need it to be official stuff, I've got a dead ugly Misfits - Horror Business patch in my profile. Take a look if you want.
Askure on
Found this awfully hilarious ride the lightning bootleg this morning! Hope to see it on your vest!
https://www.ebay.com/itm/METALLICA-Embroidered-Rock-Band-Sew-On-Patch-UK...
meaningless on
ah here it is..what a great design..hahahahaha
nosws4me on
WEW THE METALLICA
Chemical Burn on
I made a vest with all the ugliest patches I could find a few years ago, and this one was my pride and joy.
We were sending it around to different users on here and everyone was supposed to add a new one, but the last person to get it hasn't updated in a long time.
samael6666 on
its really great to see people are actually still interested in this! i put a pause on this some time ago to move on to other projects(i still have 3 projects im working on still apart from this) but if people are genuinely digging this ill dust it off soon and try working on it again!
maanelyst on
REVENGE!!!!
Throneofvomit on
Gnarly
Thane on
Not sure if you already have this Megadeth one, but it's fuckin horrible
https://www.ebay.com/itm/282297026500?hash=item41ba36c7c4:g:ybsAAOSwA3dY...
Thane on
It's almost like they're doing it on purpose at this point lmao
samael6666 on
love it!!
Thane on
Just found this one as well the so far so good one is ugly as sin
https://www.ebay.com/itm/164736752790?hash=item265b135c96:g:gy8AAOSw9zVg...