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Looking for piss poor, eye burning, blasphemously ugly patches

samael6666
Thu, 23/04/2020 - 09:49

For a new project im looking for the most ugly patches. Stupidly ugly embroidered, woven that doesnt work or else. Not planning yo put printed on it because every printed patch sucks but if you think you have a special one send me a message. Not looking to pay stupid amounts as its just a fun project. Got an abomination that should never see daylight again? Let me wear it for you.


samael6666's picture

Printed sucks ass. But the thing is mostly that thered a million of them. I just got an original run to the hills patch tho, original screenprint which is ugly as all hell. Might put that on. But good one yeah. Ill see if i can find it. I know gigapatch has a few perfect ones but due to virus the shipping went up and theyre alrdy pretty expensive for how ugly they are so im still considering. I alrdy posted a few of the ones i got on my page

samael6666's picture

Check my profile. I uploaded the most godawful megadeth patch

samael6666's picture

Oh trust me. Theres worse than these. Found a horrible maiden one for fotd and i got a keeper of the deven keys/shits incoming thats godawful aswell

samael6666's picture

Yeah thats one of the ones i alrdy have. The megadeth patch

samael6666's picture

If everything went well it did. One of my recent knes along with a couple of nicer ones. As a mailday

samael6666's picture

Thanks man!!

bad_american1992's picture

Chemical Burn had an Ugly Patch Vest going around a few years back, looks like it is currently in Germany!
https://tshirtslayer.com/battle-jacket/ugliest-vest-world-0

KleptoSkuld's picture

You can just use the patches from your main jacket

KleptoSkuld's picture

HA jk

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kimo's picture

I think that comment's a bit harsh.Clearly someone has put at least 2 seconds thought into that patch and achieved about a half of that in the finished product. You should not be so judgemental.

KleptoSkuld's picture

Honestly I'd normally agree as it not cool to put down others and to be respectful of others work but good god this patch is a complete disaster. There's no way that was the end goal it is a mess. But at least he tried

Heavy Metal Chemist's picture
Aaron_gallagher's picture

Holy hell that patch is awful. i find it hilarious that the product description says "excellent workmanship" on such a garbage looking patch.

Throneofvomit's picture

Bwhahahhahahahaha

Kathulex's picture

https://tshirtslayer.com/patch/embroidered-patches-3

I still have this whitesnake and I am absolutely sure it's cursed with soul of some crackhead groupie that was killed behind 7-11 in Atlanta

samael6666's picture

Thata amazing man ill message you

bad_american1992's picture

This guy has some truly hideous Iron Maiden patches for sale. Somewhere in Time:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/IRON-MAIDEN-SOMEWHERE-IN-TIME-IRON-or-SEW-ON-PA...

samael6666's picture

Ah thanks man had nog niet eens aan paul gedacht haha

Metalmate's picture

Geen probleem. Hij heeft ook die foeilelijke Motorhead Bastards patch
https://www.marktplaats.nl/a/verzamelen/muziek-artiesten-en-beroemdheden...

samael6666's picture

Danku haha maar die heb ik al binnen:)

ThomasThrash's picture

You should pick one up!

samael6666's picture

Yeah im searching for it. Cant buy it here sadly

MorticiA's picture

I know ebay has a ton. But specifically, I've seen a Slayer Divine Intervention patch that woven which is fvk ugly. I've even seen an ugly Cannibal Corpse butchered at Birth. I know there's an ugly Iron Maiden or two floating around, and I know that there's an awful Metallica "Fiddler" patch that shows up here and there. Yea... all on ebay.

Amusing project by the way, I had amused my self with this concept, but nothing serious just amusement. 'Best of luck to ya, I can't wait to see what unholy abominations you attain.

Power Thrashing Debt's picture

For whatever reason, Power and Pain by Whiplash tends to horrid as a patch. While looking for a good backpatch of the album, I found these. In my opinion, these are awful and hideous. Luckily I found an amazing one after a few months and is still the best one I've ever seen

https://tshirtslayer.com/patch/whiplash-power-and-pain-backpatch-1
https://tshirtslayer.com/patch/whiplash-power-and-pain-backpatch-0
https://www.madprinting.net/whiplash-power-and-pain-backpatch-standard-s...

ThomasThrash's picture

Oh... the second one. Yikes.

ThomasThrash's picture

The second one should be the backpatch for this jacket.

samael6666's picture

Oh i got a worse one imcoming

ThomasThrash's picture

Oh no, where can I see this?

Power Thrashing Debt's picture

That's hilarious, looks like a buncha aliens

samael6666's picture

Got one ordered alrdy haha

Kofuv6's picture

Ah okay nice

Kofuv6's picture

https://retaliationprods.com/product/marduk-dark-endless/

since u have the IVth crusade patch i linked eariler i assume u have this as well but wanna double check

ThomasThrash's picture

Wow, that's pretty bad.

Kofuv6's picture

yup, one of the worst one's i've seen in a long time

Power Thrashing Debt's picture

Don't know if this has been mentioned, too many comments

https://www.riffsmerchandise.com/a-57672488/patches/hallows-eve-tales-of...

bad_american1992's picture

I know this thread is pretty old but I found another stinker. No idea why someone thought a Quaker Oats / Iron Maiden crossover was a good idea...
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Dave-Murray-Embroidered-Patch-Quaker-Oats-Iron-...

Power Thrashing Debt's picture

Amazing

MungoBumpkin's picture

If you don't need it to be official stuff, I've got a dead ugly Misfits - Horror Business patch in my profile. Take a look if you want.

Askure's picture

Found this awfully hilarious ride the lightning bootleg this morning! Hope to see it on your vest!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/METALLICA-Embroidered-Rock-Band-Sew-On-Patch-UK...

meaningless's picture

ah here it is..what a great design..hahahahaha

nosws4me's picture

WEW THE METALLICA

Chemical Burn's picture

I made a vest with all the ugliest patches I could find a few years ago, and this one was my pride and joy.

We were sending it around to different users on here and everyone was supposed to add a new one, but the last person to get it hasn't updated in a long time.

samael6666's picture

its really great to see people are actually still interested in this! i put a pause on this some time ago to move on to other projects(i still have 3 projects im working on still apart from this) but if people are genuinely digging this ill dust it off soon and try working on it again!

maanelyst's picture

REVENGE!!!!

Throneofvomit's picture

Gnarly

Thane's picture

Not sure if you already have this Megadeth one, but it's fuckin horrible
https://www.ebay.com/itm/282297026500?hash=item41ba36c7c4:g:ybsAAOSwA3dY...

Thane's picture

It's almost like they're doing it on purpose at this point lmao

samael6666's picture

love it!!

Thane's picture

Just found this one as well the so far so good one is ugly as sin
https://www.ebay.com/itm/164736752790?hash=item265b135c96:g:gy8AAOSw9zVg...

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