I was listening to Sodom's cover of 'Surfing Bird' and I thought that if someone didn't know the context of the song it would be funny as shit. What do some of you think are the funniest metal songs out there?
I've got:
1-K@#*%! By Korn
2- You're a Fucking Dick by M.O.D.
3- So What by Anti-Nowhere League (Imma say it... Metallica did it better)
4- What's that Noise by S.O.D.
5- Get This (Or Die) by Slipknot
6-Like anything from Anal Cunt. Seth Putnam was a fucking legend.
7-Throwing Cars at People by Thor
8- Gorepot's latest album
I gotta say that some of the heaviest stuff out there has some sort of self-aware comedic value as well, especially in death metal, slam and noisecore.
Ok though honestly that album is pretty good thrash especially the intro to that track. I started playing it and I was like hey that kinda sounds like Suicidal and then the chorus said "severed erection" and I was like oh there it is
They covered it because M-16 was a concept album about the Vietnam War, and that song was actually a Vietnam War song. Or at least that's the extent of my knowledge. Also that cover is pretty damn good too I like it a lot!
Torsofuck - "Raped By Elephants" will always be my favorite. Got plenty of laughs with this back in highschool. "Check this song out bro"
Throatplunger - "Hotdog with Veins" really anything by these guys is pretty hilarious.
Can't remember the bands who performed these but I remember two songs called "Anal Bead Baby Heads" and "Sniper at the Fag Parade" which had my laughing on the name alone. Metal is truly a sophisticated genre of music.
"Fuck pop!! Metal is truly a sophisticated form of music. BTW have you heard of this band called Torsofuck?"
I looked up those song titles and a band called Meat Shits came up. I linked it below. Maybe now you can go back and get a laugh from it again now. Noisecore has some crazy motherfuckers in it that's for sure!!
I highly recommend this band in general, this band is super retarded with many killer albums, you can start with this album since it's one of their best imo
Big Brown Beaver is another goofy song by Primus. Still can't believe that Les Claypool almost joined Metallica. I mean some of their catalog borederlines metal, especially My Name is Mud.
There's actually a song that an AI wrote based off of AC/DC called "Great Balls" which is pretty funny too. You should check it out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpEVsDN84Hc
What haha nah man they have loads of good tracks. Have you heard Sgt. Baker, Jellikit, or The Heckler? Or Golden Boy? They have some sick stuff with awesome riffs
I gotta say my favorite primus tracks are My Name is Mud, Jerry Was a Race Car Driver, and their cover of The Thing That Should Not Be. Thanks for introducing me to that one boss, that track is awesome
Haha no problem! They're one of those bands for me where I've made it a point to have every song, and I like them all. Literally anything Claypool is right up my alley. My favs are probably Lacquer Head, Golden Boy, Puddin' Taine, Mr. Knowitall, Pudding Time, DMV, My Name is Mud, Sgt. Baker, Jerry was a Racecar Driver, The Heckler, and The Seven. But like I said, I love every track haha
I know it's an outtake from the album and all that but Venom's Snots and shits has always made me laugh, especially the ending "Hey babe, fancy a pizza? 😉"
Not sure, but the most fucked band I know is TxPxFx because some of their song titles sexualize actual child actors and models. I don't find that funny at all though, kind of just sickening to be honest. It's the only time I felt as a band has crossed a line that I truly cannot stomach. As for the funniest song, I have no idea, I can't really think of a metal song I find very funny. I guess some Anal Cunt songs.
about Aber bitte mit Sahne - ....not so bad...lyrics arent 'that' funny or crazy, its more the fact that Sodom made a Udo Jürgens song..
but about Wachturm - yes...its to bad, because this is awesome, the lyrics still makes me laugh after all these years..lol
The lyrics are about/against Jehovah's Witnesses ...and their 'magazine' they always tried to give ppl by every and any chance. They were going from door to door...every day...ring all door bell's and started to annoy you..over and over again..'we wanna talk about god with u'... 'wanna have our magazine' ...'take this magazine'....'The magazine have all answers for ya'...blablabla...and this magazin was called WACHTURM..haha
The refrain is going something like this:
Wachturm is the revelation
for all the god's children
lay it aside, it doesnt help
i prefer my porn'
....something like this...and the rest of the lyrics..well...i guess u can imagine the content..hahaha
thanks man, I didn't even know of these songs and I'm pretty into sodom's discography. I'm more into the more recent stuff though, I like their newer mixing and death-thrash sound more than their black metal sound.
weirdest would be let me into starfish land i cant remember why i played that song . my funniest would be the ballad of Kurt Cobain by sod.
i like nirvana but when they said your dead it caught me off guard and i busted into laughter
Well, damn. It absolutely gotta be Nanowar - "Look At Two Reels." (a parody on Luca Turilli, among other things). Nearly pissed myself laughing when hearing it the first time.
This must be the first time I come across a t-shirt whose back print is better than the front one. Fucking 10/10
Great macro top three list, hah! Not into Rancid at all but the two other songs are super.
Ugh, very easily one of my alltime favorite Tormentor patches out there. A detailed masterpiece!
thats for sure !!
naw just white on this one. No glitter :(
man that sucks. I have felt that pain before.
some dude online. He does not sell any patches anymore which sucks cause he had others I liked
Straight up fire, nothing beats Wendy at her A game in the Eighties!
Yeah man, always favoured this artwork over the initial one on CD. Five star treat! :)
Easily the best design I have seen for this eternal Doom masterpiece. Congrats on catching this one!
Jo hab ich schon. Der hat keine mehr :(
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Unjustifiablexi... on
M.O.D. - "Bubble Butt" is also up there!
CCraun on
Yeah MOD and SOD are funny as shit Billy Milano is like that one kid in history class that just says things to piss people off lol
grime81 on
Massive appendage - The severed erection
CCraun on
Ok though honestly that album is pretty good thrash especially the intro to that track. I started playing it and I was like hey that kinda sounds like Suicidal and then the chorus said "severed erection" and I was like oh there it is
CCraun on
Also the solo on that track is awesome
TheSabbathsCreed on
https://youtu.be/O-jOEAufDQ4
CCraun on
BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD!
TheSabbathsCreed on
GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ThomasThrash on
I can’t say I know the context behind Sodom covering Surfin Bird...
CCraun on
They covered it because M-16 was a concept album about the Vietnam War, and that song was actually a Vietnam War song. Or at least that's the extent of my knowledge. Also that cover is pretty damn good too I like it a lot!
ThomasThrash on
Ah ok, thanks for the info. I new M16 was all Vietnam war themed. But didn’t know that was a Vietnam War song.
Thanks
bad_american1992 on
Torsofuck - "Raped By Elephants" will always be my favorite. Got plenty of laughs with this back in highschool. "Check this song out bro"
Throatplunger - "Hotdog with Veins" really anything by these guys is pretty hilarious.
Can't remember the bands who performed these but I remember two songs called "Anal Bead Baby Heads" and "Sniper at the Fag Parade" which had my laughing on the name alone. Metal is truly a sophisticated genre of music.
CCraun on
"Fuck pop!! Metal is truly a sophisticated form of music. BTW have you heard of this band called Torsofuck?"
I looked up those song titles and a band called Meat Shits came up. I linked it below. Maybe now you can go back and get a laugh from it again now. Noisecore has some crazy motherfuckers in it that's for sure!!
https://www.discogs.com/Meat-Shits-Sniper-At-The-Fag-Parade/release/558553
butcheredalive on
I was thinking Four Legged Whore by Torsofuck
andermatten on
Raped by Elephants!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjU5xFS9xQ0
Kofuv6 on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3KJhmeeT8Y
Next time cut the right way!
CCraun on
Lmao that might make my top ten now. "I will laugh when you die of AIDS" may be one of the most sinisterly humorous phrases I have ever heard.
Kofuv6 on
I highly recommend this band in general, this band is super retarded with many killer albums, you can start with this album since it's one of their best imo
Here's another song from the same album https://youtu.be/pIYj9lOU_TA
meaningless
omg..hahahahaha....i didnt know this song..but fuck...hahaha...the lyrics gave me a good laugh..hahaha
Kofuv6 on
Impaled Nazarene are rly special ppl, many songs they make have rly weird and funny lyrics
Thane on
Brain Dance by Annihilator, probably my favorite nonsense song
Primus has some funny shit too, Puddin' Taine for example, not metal but yeah
Alestorm fucked with an Anchor always makes me laugh
AC/DC Big Balls lol can never get over how great it is, also not metal
CCraun on
Big Brown Beaver is another goofy song by Primus. Still can't believe that Les Claypool almost joined Metallica. I mean some of their catalog borederlines metal, especially My Name is Mud.
There's actually a song that an AI wrote based off of AC/DC called "Great Balls" which is pretty funny too. You should check it out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpEVsDN84Hc
Thane on
That great balls song is funny as shit hahahaha
I love everything by Les Claypool. One of the weirdest yet most inspiring musicians ever
Thane on
Have you heard Primus' cover of "The Thing That Should Not Be?" It may be blasphemy but I'd say it's loads better than Metallica's version. haha
CCraun on
NO FUCKING WAY I never even knew they made a cover of that song. Pretty awesome \m/
Thane on
Yessir! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUAUgx7o1ck
no karate in pit on
i know im late to this but that cover was awesome and three times better than metallicas version
meaningless
damn yes...Big brown beaver is fantastic..haha.. (their only good song of them...for me...sadly)
Thane on
What haha nah man they have loads of good tracks. Have you heard Sgt. Baker, Jellikit, or The Heckler? Or Golden Boy? They have some sick stuff with awesome riffs
meaningless
Fucked with an anchor is just to good..haha..indeed
Thane on
Yes it is hahaha
CCraun on
I gotta say my favorite primus tracks are My Name is Mud, Jerry Was a Race Car Driver, and their cover of The Thing That Should Not Be. Thanks for introducing me to that one boss, that track is awesome
Thane on
Haha no problem! They're one of those bands for me where I've made it a point to have every song, and I like them all. Literally anything Claypool is right up my alley. My favs are probably Lacquer Head, Golden Boy, Puddin' Taine, Mr. Knowitall, Pudding Time, DMV, My Name is Mud, Sgt. Baker, Jerry was a Racecar Driver, The Heckler, and The Seven. But like I said, I love every track haha
Askure on
I know it's an outtake from the album and all that but Venom's Snots and shits has always made me laugh, especially the ending "Hey babe, fancy a pizza? 😉"
CCraun on
Yeah I'm not too into Venom so I never heard that one. That ending is fantastic, I wonder if they improvised it.
GabeG951 on
Not sure, but the most fucked band I know is TxPxFx because some of their song titles sexualize actual child actors and models. I don't find that funny at all though, kind of just sickening to be honest. It's the only time I felt as a band has crossed a line that I truly cannot stomach. As for the funniest song, I have no idea, I can't really think of a metal song I find very funny. I guess some Anal Cunt songs.
Kofuv6 on
https://youtu.be/1UwgxJvgtrA
A perfect song to listen to when you are horny
meaningless
hehehehe +1 for Traumatic :D
Kofuv6 on
Ofc, their demos are amazing, can't say the same for the album however
meaningless
same...i sadly down own the album, just know the pic from discogs :( thats it...
CCraun on
Ok not gonna lie I love the vocalist for that band I don't know if he's pitch shifted or not but his voice is super gravely
meaningless
ok..this one makes me always grin
Cock and Ball Torture - Where girls learn to piss on command
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG5i9CB7LU4
Not to forget: Nuclear Assaults - Long haired asshole (i mean, there is even a official videoclip for it..lol)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIzx7DCHpO4
and for sure: Whine and cheese (Nuclear Assault) hehe..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0DjTJNUHss
CCraun on
Man I like some Nuclear Assault every now and then. The first band is a meme lol
meaningless
omg...i forgot 2 more Sodom gem's...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-dTzguESSg (Aber bitte mit Sahne ;) )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjZRYc2GJ24 (Original Udo Jürgens)
and ...WACHTURM....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrHgIhYff8Y ...bad ass funny lyrics..hahaha
Kofuv6 on
To bad that I don't understand German :(
meaningless
about Aber bitte mit Sahne - ....not so bad...lyrics arent 'that' funny or crazy, its more the fact that Sodom made a Udo Jürgens song..
but about Wachturm - yes...its to bad, because this is awesome, the lyrics still makes me laugh after all these years..lol
The lyrics are about/against Jehovah's Witnesses ...and their 'magazine' they always tried to give ppl by every and any chance. They were going from door to door...every day...ring all door bell's and started to annoy you..over and over again..'we wanna talk about god with u'... 'wanna have our magazine' ...'take this magazine'....'The magazine have all answers for ya'...blablabla...and this magazin was called WACHTURM..haha
The refrain is going something like this:
Wachturm is the revelation
for all the god's children
lay it aside, it doesnt help
i prefer my porn'
....something like this...and the rest of the lyrics..well...i guess u can imagine the content..hahaha
Kofuv6 on
I prefer my porn
Me too man, me too
Thanks for translating though :)
CCraun on
thanks man, I didn't even know of these songs and I'm pretty into sodom's discography. I'm more into the more recent stuff though, I like their newer mixing and death-thrash sound more than their black metal sound.
Kofuv6 on
Thanks to meaningless I remembered this one, best song Pete ever wrote
https://youtu.be/eGDTrWw_APM
meaningless
hahahaha...no idea how i have forgot that..haha
CCraun on
Thanks man now I am having a hard time keeping my coffee down lol. Carnivore is a hugely underrated band they should be as popular as SOD and MOD
Kofuv6 on
Agreed, rly underrated
Thane on
Ooh Crikey I can't believe I forgot fuckin Lawnmower Deth. My son reminded me this morning haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oF0JxhuzgY&list=PL6_qhP3eWX5PCMJBXGm8bA...
MorticiA on
GWAR - Fucking an Animal. 'It's so warm inside."
andermatten on
jesus, who dug up this old thread again? anyway, spazztic blurr, he not a home me marco
Into Glory Ride on
That one is easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRGOFefxMGU
(The way they pinned down the genres and impersonations like Glenn Danzig are actually pretty perfect and hilarious)
kimo on
Nanowar Of Steel have some pretty funny stuff. This is probably my favourite. https://youtu.be/j0YXfeNxJJ0
no karate in pit on
weirdest would be let me into starfish land i cant remember why i played that song . my funniest would be the ballad of Kurt Cobain by sod.
i like nirvana but when they said your dead it caught me off guard and i busted into laughter
FarFarNorth on
Well, damn. It absolutely gotta be Nanowar - "Look At Two Reels." (a parody on Luca Turilli, among other things). Nearly pissed myself laughing when hearing it the first time.
lambofgodfan00 on
Candy Man by Church of Misery
"Too high to fuck! CANDY MAAAAAANN!!!"
Iron gremlin on
Kraf dinner by annihilator, very confusing when i first listened to its album, but entertaining.
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