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jeremybassmetal on
Forgot about my court date, which was yesterday :(
almostwilt on
ooouch
mayhempunk666 on
may i ask why you were due in court? Prostitution is a victimless crime in my opinion
jeremybassmetal on
hahaha,
fucking 230 dollar fine, for turning into the 2nd available turning lane instead of the first(and it was totally safe etc)
was planning to go in and explain to the judge how I am broke as fuck and can't afford to pay it, with the hope that it would get lowered.
mayhempunk666 on
thats fucking stupid. The way i get past that is going into the 1st land and then turning on my signal right when i go to the 2nd...
thats a totally huge fucking fine for something so stupid, but i think its the same in Cali. i wouldnt know though. perfect driver right here haha
Blüdrayne on
tbh, its probably only because the police had quotas to fill. kts fucking stupid.
Deathcore.Is.No... on
Cops don't have quotas lmao. But they do have egos.
Blüdrayne on
yes they do have egos. but in some places, cops do have quotas to fill. i know for a fact they do in some parts of the USA.
IronBound5 on
yeah Bludrayne is right where i live the cops have a quota to fill each month. its fucking BS. they will pull you over for anything and everything. I got pulled over with out probable cause and i called the cop out on it and it pissed him off and he finally let me go.
meaningless on
the day is very fresh..haha..but alrdy pissed me off my early day-shift ;) lmao...hopefuly not more will come which piss's me off :P
Pickels25 on
Having to listen to 2 "stoners" behind me in class talk about some rap artist and how it goes well with smoking "phat bowls" for about 20 minutes. When i said to one "Dude shut the fuck up, your annoying everybody."(They were) He then tries calling me a pedophile because i have naked babies on my vest (bonded by blood backpatch). I swear the youth is getting stupider and stupider, i feel like the only kid in my grade who can produce an intelligent statement.
Plague on
Thugs! They'll never get it.
IronMason on
that guy deserves a kick to the throat.
Lmfao, really? Calling you a pedophile because of a Bonded by Blood back patch? That's one of the worst comebacks I could possibly think of.
ManOboy on
this girl whome ive been crushing over for about a year and a bit started dating some other dude... that was a piss off.
Blüdrayne on
did you tell her or did you just keep it to yourself for a whole year?
ManOboy on
oh she knew alright. she was also one of my very close friends. she kind of played me on tugged on the ol heart strings. im over it
Blüdrayne on
yeah i feel you dude. next time dont spend a whole year crushing on one girl. just move on and dont let anyone fuck you over like that.
ManOboy on
yeah no kidding. thanks!
ilovetoeatpussy on
feel you bro. you'll get over it, no worries!
BeefCakeAssThrash on
we all know your pain dude! here's a song for ya http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDlIIFBck60
you'll get over it, bro!
ManOboy on
thanks man!
Plague on
An unfriendly email got me pissed...so much that i felt heat flow from my head to toes.
IronMason on
I spilt a whole cup of milk on my bed,
HAD TO CHANGE MY FUCKING SHEETS.AGAIN
AND MY PJS.FUCK
Blüdrayne on
the image of you in PJs...
http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/pedobear+approves+_f986d70463b42776f120...
IronMason on
What? it was just a link to funnyjunk.
Blüdrayne on
sorry. fixed.
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2010/2/6/16/pedo-bear-app...
;)
ilovetoeatpussy on
systembolaget (the swedish alcohol dispensary) was closed today!
WolfHammer on
Cut my hand open yesterday and was in grueling pain at work today.
Blüdrayne on
if they wont shut up, MAKE them.
Blüdrayne on
i still cant find my inverted cross! i know its somewhere in my room...
COTHRASHER on
maybe its that regular cross sitting on your shelf...you just need to turn it upside down
Blüdrayne on
lolol. dont have one. i found it in the end...
NeedToKill on
Waking up before 12…oh wait that's everyday. Damn it.
Blüdrayne on
its 1. i just woke up. havent woken up before 12 in quite a while.
ToxikAssault on
My family had an intervention for me. They asked If I was alright because I never leave the house, I don't go to school and I don't seem to have many friends.
Well, I was doing just fine until that intervention, because it made me think about my situation.
vomitoxic on
No ohan se perseest. Tuu perjantaina torvee grindaa?
Jäbä lähtee josku bisselle kyl sit ku tuun lahtee ajan kanssa.
Mä tuon huome tai lauantaina ne liput sulle muute.
BeefCakeAssThrash on
dude.. YOU STILL HAVE US :D
metalhead667 on
yeahh just like cakeass said http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoW9czgQBqE
BeefCakeAssThrash on
hahaha... cakeass xD
Bad hair day :/ It's so unfair that even though I'm a girl, most guys in metal seem to have better hair than me...
almostwilt on
too much procrastination on doing school work, but never completing the work, and knowing the fact i wont graduate this year, gonna do an extra semester.
MoreGoreLessCore on
Dancing, Seriously! i have fucked up my leg doing the twist to Slayer
Blüdrayne on
dancing ist nott krieg.
BlackMetalRights on
I cant go to skacore invasion and it was gonna be the last time I could really hangout with my friends :l
people that drive slower than the speed limit.
mayhempunk666 on
+1....THANK YOU
BlueEyedBeast on
Would "everyone and everything" be an acceptable answer?
mayhempunk666 on
shit drivers, and my car's cd player only working once in every 10 tries
VoiceOfTheSoul on
Hah. My car has a shit tape player. When I go around a sharp corner the speakers in one side will go out, the thing rapes tapes and won't playback a clear sound. Makes BM sound Kvlt as Fvck.
mayhempunk666 on
my tape player is better than me cd player haha
Ahhh first world problems :)
Blüdrayne on
lol i cant wait to see what dr d has to say about this.
almostwilt on
still waiting?
Blüdrayne on
ehh. life goes on.
slayerslayer on
my workmate whistling and singing xmas carols at 6am . its june for fucks sake . Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i think he just does it to piss me off
quixotic on
isn't it winter in australia now? So christmas should be approbiate...
Blüdrayne on
lol yeah it is. but australians are used to celebrating xmas in the summer instead...
BeefCakeAssThrash on
you mean to tell us Santa has to drag his fat old ass out of his lazy chair twice a year, just because you Australians wanna celebrate christmas in summer? awesome! :D
Blüdrayne on
lol naww man. we celebrate christmas on dec 25 here as well. it just happens to be summer in december and winter now. on account of being in the southern hemisphere and all.
quixotic on
ok, when are you drinking mulled wine or glogg? In your summer during christmas or in winter?
oh and you can probably piss your workmate of with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxl3Jx6Zn9c
Blüdrayne on
thats a good question. can another australian answer? i'm just a student here.
BeefCakeAssThrash on
ooohhww excuse me :D I thought you had some kind of Australian jesus, hahaha! :DD
Blüdrayne on
course we do. here he is.
http://soulthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Ned-Kelly.jpg
Hahah dude Christmas is based around a date, not a season.
quixotic on
oh man, i hate to explain jokes, but nearly every christmas crap you see has to do with winter and so on, so it might be fun that it's celebrated in australia in your winter, that would be approbiate, according to the 'usual' way of christmas marketing used in the western world. (sarcasm?)
Oh right, I've just read so many stupid things this week all over the place so I thought you were serious.
quixotic on
no problem, but you are right not to trust everybody on the internet ;)
Blüdrayne on
actually a couple of days ago, my gym put up christmas decorations as a joke. i know this is old, but it reminded me of this...
hammer slammer on
My psychology A-Level exam means I have to miss Black fucking Sabbath.
No Me Gusta.
Blüdrayne on
you poor thing...
hammer slammer on
Sarcastic much? Aha :P
It pissed me off because I had already bought the ticket and then the exam board changed their minds around 6 weeks beforehand and moved the exam back two days so it would have been borderline impossible for me to get into university had I still gone, because we'd have had to drive back just after they'd finished, and the drive would have meant I would have arrived having had no sleep ten minutes before It was due to begin, whereas before I would have had a good 2 days.
Blüdrayne on
no, i was being serious. it sucks.
hammer slammer on
Oh right, well, at least on the upside the exam went well so I'll get an A-level out of it, I'll just have to wait until the promised next album tour...
Mental-Vortex on
The combination of having no money & having no cigs.
Blüdrayne on
i'd bum ya one f you were on this end of the earth lol.
Deathcore.Is.No... on
Getting called "close minded" because I don't like many modern metal bands, deathcore, nu-metal etc. Apparently you can only be "open minded" if you like every single genre of music.
MoreGoreLessCore on
Implying you care what they think?
Deathcore.Is.No... on
Yes and no. It's just annoying to be labeled as something you're not.
almostwilt on
yes i fucking hate kids who say that, and they will be like "you havent even heard the band to judge them oh you're so close minded" even though i tend to give my opinion after a song or 2.
ToxikAssault on
Man, you gotta read this http://www.thatsnotmetal.com/2011/03/open-mindedness.html
Haha! That article was brilliant!
Blüdrayne on
i know, i get this a lot from my friends too. they shit on me for getting bored with music that is technically simple such as green day. then they accuse me of equating technicality with quality in music. all this from people who dont know what's a time signature.
BlueEyedBeast on
There's another word for "closed-minded"; knowing what you like and what you don't like.
Deathcore.Is.No... on
Love it.
BlackMetalRights on
The safety pin fro a patch on my pants came loose, and cut my leg!
Blüdrayne on
sew it on next time, srsly. works much better.
Tico Tyrant on
I got constipated.....
shits getting real now
Blüdrayne on
lol. this is why its important to eat plenty of vegetables.
quixotic on
I think I'm getting sick ... I hate being sick
bayernpirat on
I´ve been waked up by firefighters and police sirens at 6.30 AM after a bad night, can´t really sleep because I´m getting some cold
Blüdrayne on
lol. again, this is why its important to eat plenty of vegetables.
Thrashocutionist on
I'll have to cut my hair which I've grown for a year to get a shitty job that wont pay. Or be pressured into joining the airforce.
Thrashocutionist on
I'll have to cut my hair which I've grown for a year to get a shitty job that wont pay. Or be pressured into joining the airforce.
Plague on
Damn i hate having to conform to the man! People should be based on actions/performance, not appearance. shows how superficial people really still are.
Blüdrayne on
lol why? cant you find a comparable job that pays decent? even if its just in delivery...
Thrashocutionist on
I live in a very small town on the border.
Being white and living with a mostly Hispanic population isn't easy when it comes to finding jobs...
Around here, it's either working out in the sun/cold or working behind registers. I don't know what's up here, but the same kind of jobs that don't care about long hair in other places actually care here.
Thrashocutionist on
It's also why I don't get to see any shows besides ones in Del Rio when I have a ride man. It sucks being 19, in a small ghetto ass town and being the minority. Rock and Roll/Heavy metal is really unpopular and frowned upon here too, but Rap, horror core and Mexican music is worshiped. I may be ranting but fuck dude, I hate being stuck here.
Plague on
my ipod wont recognize the passcode, now i have to restore it which will erase all my data and make me repurchase all the apps!!!!!! grrrr!
meaningless on
this god damn weather piss me off....we should have god damn summer..and it fucking rains every damn day....fuck it...
bayernpirat on
und dazu dieser Hagelsturm bei euch aufm Metalfest
meaningless on
yep..hört nicht auf hier..is zum kotzen...wir hatten nicht einen einzigen tag bis jetzt mal durchgehend sonne!!!! pppfff
MetalliDeth95 on
Woke up this morning to the sounds of my parents fighting. Turns out they're splitting up, as revealed by my stepdad mid arguement, and he'll apparently be moved out by july. FUCK YEAH FAMILY PROBLEMS! :D
COTHRASHER on
sorry to hear man
MetalliDeth95 on
thanks, man. but I've been through this like, 4 times already with them XD they've been on and off for the past few years now.
Blüdrayne on
tbh, i think its better that they either stay together for good or split up once and for all. its stressful being in the middle, i know.
DeathFuckinMetal on
Last night i got kicked out of a bar over the price of a beer, they charged me $5.60 for a while and then moved it up to $7.50. That fucking pissed me right off.
almostwilt on
luckily you were smart enough to catch on
almostwilt on
then i suggest never buying cases of beer.
quixotic on
she lives in Denmark it won't help to buy beer, alcohol prices are just crazy in this country.
almostwilt on
hense why i said NEVER buy beer, since more expensive.
quixotic on
fuck, I haven't read the never, it was a long day, sry
bayernpirat on
my feet hurts terrible from my new working shoes
BeefCakeAssThrash on
the fact that ppl post more things that piss 'em off, then things that made their day (yeah I know the irony of me doing that now)
start your day with a hangover and a smile, ppl!
BlackMetalRights on
I puked on my vest, and it stained in. So now I'm gonna have to take off my backpatch, wash it, then sew it again!!
Oh well, it was worth it x)
BeefCakeAssThrash on
why on earth would you wash it? doesn't the stain give a nice rotten feeling to it? :P hahaha
BlackMetalRights on
I suppose so, it's all crusty now hahaha
BeefCakeAssThrash on
keep it on!! :D hahahaha. great for weddings and funerals!
Plague on
Naww...Don't wash it! It's baptized! Just spray some frebreeze...It'll be fine \m/
bayernpirat on
Heute meinen Bußgeldbescheid bekommen, weil ich Auto gefahren bin und Heilkräuter konsumiert habe - 1600€ Strafe und 2 Monate Fahrverbot
Blüdrayne on
i was planning to order a watain shirt from pulverised records and get one of my friends to bring it back for me. because if its delivered to singapore instead its 8 bucks cheaper. but they've all stopped talking to me all of a sudden so i cant get it. fucking idiots. the only other alternative is to either suck it up and pay the 8 bucks more, or pick it up when im back in singapore. which is in half a year more, earliest.
MoreGoreLessCore on
Bored, too ill to go out for a drink, Constant ache in my side. Shite piles up!.. On the plus side, my Deceased Logo BP and Defecation patches arrived
chris1234618 on
Some dick covered the lock on my locker at school in glue. I could barely get it open, but eventually I managed to. It still pissed me off that someone would do that though.
ToxikAssault on
I cut my hair today. Not all of it of course, I still have a long hair. I had to cut the dry hair, because it looked like shit. My hair is now about 2/3 compared to this picture http://tshirtslayer.com/actionshot/fistful-metal-your-ass
Feels bad man, but it had to be done :(
Ravishing Grimness on
That I wasn't invited for my brother's wife b-day today :/
Plague on
think positively...saved u from spending money on a gift...now go use that to buy an album :)
Ravishing Grimness on
Hahaha ,good point! (;
Plague on
Passing by a parking lot where lots of tailgating went on for a concert (not a metal concert) and saw SOOO much Fucking Trash and Litter everywhere. Fucking bring a trashbag and take ur trash with you when your done!!
bayernpirat on
not enough money for the Tankard Pic-LP box with 4 vinyls and Tankard tankard but without shirt - the seller wanted 45€ for it - damn
Some idiot tried arguing about Blind Guardian with me (My favorite band btw) by saying they're a "religious" band.
Fucking moron, ahahaha.
VoiceOfTheSoul on
Tolkien is my religion, The Silmarillion is my Bible, Eru is my God.
Plague on
Went to the store for 2 things...they didn't have either of them :( One of them is a new ipod case, so I gotta order it online cuz apparently my 2nd gen ipod is TOO OLD for them to carry accessories for it.
bayernpirat on
today at work I had to sand 180 meters glass bars by hand
Blüdrayne on
good for your biceps lol. machine broke down?
ToxikAssault on
People who cannot realize that not everything with electric guitar is metal. Trying to have an argument with these kind of people who know nothing about music is just impossible. Now I'm not saying that if the band is not metal, it sucks, because that is not true. I listen to lots of different bands from different genres, I just don't pretend that they belong to some genre they obviously don't belong.
i got cornrows . Someone asked if i was over my metal "faze". That got me so frustrated
Blüdrayne on
why the fuck did you get cornrows in the first place???
cause my hair is thick as a motherfucker and i need to contain it . I hate having hair in my eyes
DevilzForce on
Doctordeath banning my ass without a warning, censorship blows chunks, i did nothing wrong and i demand that i be restored by re-activating my IP, and before you get ideas doc, i'm on a switching IP and i can't be banned this time round ! i would like all of you to testify on my behalf here, i got nothing but good deals here and still going strong, i might have rough edges but i'm a good guy at heart, i am NOT a racist although some may have gotten the wrong idea....
so please testify for me so i can get my IP adress back and get my shit back online.
thanks in advance
Devilzforce
jeremybassmetal on
I didn't see anything wrong with what you were saying, on those bootleg patches...
hammer slammer on
To be completely fair, I've got absolutely no problem with you, and was very satisfied with our deal, but maybe in future you may want to tone down the comments a little so stuff like this doesn't happen. Also can you PM me your address again, all your messages disappeared when you got banned and I'm having massive trouble with the post atm (I'll explain via PM).
Plague on
idk the details of the situation that got you banned, but I've never had a problem with you. You seem cool to me.
PowerThrashingDeath on
Never had any problems with Devilsforce, people who claim to find his honest opinion offensive shouldn't be whining, the comments aren't even that harsh.
Welcome back!
DevilzForce on
hey, tell that to your fearless aussie leader ;)
BeefCakeAssThrash on
it seems to me you did nothing wrong, you just gave your opinion, and freedom of speech is a RIGHT. I'm also on your side, considering the bootlegged patches were sold for lining their own pockets. and after all.. I've seen LOT worse comments come across on TshirtSlayer.
DevilzForce on
well... i'm back so.... but still, a strike sysytem would be better on here..
DevilzForce on
still officially ip banned, but i already worked around that (took me 3 minutes XD ), good to be back :)
almostwilt on
:D
Untenanted-I-Gl... on
Got home saw that the wires to my computer look different and then when i went on it to put some music the fuking sounds arent working and i cant figure what it is. >:O
Mental-Vortex on
My bank account,haha.
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