Something to amuse your sunday, you probably know the band Tool and maybe the song "Third Eye" from their Ænima record.
I don't want to start any discussion about the band but how misinterpreting lyrics can be funny. Maybe you have other great examples.
"Oh yes. Third Eye is not actually about prying open your pineal pituitary hypothalamic complex otherwise known as your esoteric third eye by a process of either deep meditation and/or intake of hallucinogenic substances like DMT in order to initiate highly potent chemical cascades of hormones and neurotransmitters in the exact center of your brain described cryptically as the tears of Horus, the secretions of Lachrymatory and the Ajna chakra, NOPE, it's about buttsex." (taken from the YouTube video by ToolArchives)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gXmCvY7Alg
ProtoChaud on
"D'ya think that song's about buttsex? 'Prying open my third eye'?" Comedy gold there.