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name your dick after a band! (lol its a game dont take it too serious)

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 06:45 —  bls-georg-pantera

hey!
this is the: give your dick a band game
the rules are simpel

you just give your dick a good describtion with a band

example:
cliteater

it can be pretty funny so yeah xD

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 bls-georg-pantera Mon, 08/01/2011 - 06:46

so eeh yeah i think i'll start:
demolition hammer!

 ConnorThrashDev... Mon, 08/01/2011 - 06:49

Ehhh.......
Violent Force ;3

 ThrashAssault Mon, 08/01/2011 - 06:50

satanic warmaster lol

 Searley Tue, 11/15/2011 - 08:07

YES!

 Kuivausrumpu Mon, 08/01/2011 - 06:56

Definetly Sentinel Beast or Watchtower

 slb1995 Mon, 08/01/2011 - 07:04

Battleaxe or Bolt Thrower!!!

 hammer slammer Mon, 08/01/2011 - 07:06

Manowar or Bolt Thrower ;D
...Definately not Pungent Stench.

 Skunkspritz Mon, 08/01/2011 - 07:05

Motörhead ? x3

bought a tshirtslayer tshirt  bayernpirat Mon, 08/01/2011 - 07:19

UNLEASHED

bought a tshirtslayer tshirt  meaningless Mon, 08/01/2011 - 09:53

hahahahahahaahahahahaahaha..WHY IM NOT SURPRISED? LOL

bought a tshirtslayer tshirt  bayernpirat Tue, 08/02/2011 - 00:45

GOOD QUESTION - WHHHHYYYYYYY ???

 BeefCakeAssThrash Mon, 08/01/2011 - 07:22

Annihilator,
but when I'm wearing a condom, I'll call it Armoured Saint

 Skunkspritz Mon, 08/01/2011 - 08:02

"but when I'm wearing a condom, I'll call it Armoured Saint"

Full of win!! XD

bought a tshirtslayer tshirt  meaningless Mon, 08/01/2011 - 09:54

lol good one :D

bought a tshirtslayer tshirt  bayernpirat Tue, 08/02/2011 - 00:57

+666 for ARMOURED SAINT hahahaa

 whiteravenmetal Tue, 08/02/2011 - 06:12

hahahaha good one

 maidenmad77 Mon, 08/01/2011 - 07:36

Slayer

 Adrian Mon, 08/01/2011 - 07:41

Exciter!

 eddiethehead666 Mon, 08/01/2011 - 11:43

ahahahaha!!

 BabyEviscerator Mon, 08/01/2011 - 07:43

My Behemoth will give you a Bloodbath xD

 bls-georg-pantera Mon, 08/01/2011 - 07:44

hahaha +1 xD!!!!

 BabyEviscerator Mon, 08/01/2011 - 07:46

He gets it ^^

 Thrasher_flo Mon, 08/01/2011 - 07:44

Witchfinder General :P

 BeefCakeAssThrash Mon, 08/01/2011 - 12:36

more like bitchfinder general hahaha xD

 ShieldbitersValhalla Thu, 08/04/2011 - 13:26

HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 SacredTutor Mon, 08/01/2011 - 07:48

Savage Thrust

 ilovetoeatpussy Mon, 02/20/2012 - 08:51

hahaha

 OneManBandit Mon, 08/01/2011 - 08:08

Order From Chaos or Razor.
But there is a band called "Satan's Almighty Penis".

 BabyEviscerator Mon, 08/01/2011 - 08:19

I forgot to add Cumgun!
(It's a Pornigrind band)

 Blüdrayne Mon, 11/14/2011 - 15:46

+1 for cumgun.

 chris1234618 Mon, 08/01/2011 - 08:46

Carnivore

 COTHRASHER Mon, 08/01/2011 - 09:31

Kreator haha

 Mitchell Mon, 08/01/2011 - 09:48

skinless,lol

 Cruziator Sat, 03/24/2012 - 08:03

Are you jewish? :D

 xmegadeth43x Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:13

My dicks name.....Nasty savage ;)

 BeefCakeAssThrash Mon, 08/01/2011 - 11:08

hahahaha good one LOL

 ToxikAssault Mon, 08/01/2011 - 11:20

Damn! I was going to say that!

 BeefCakeAssThrash Mon, 08/01/2011 - 11:08

oh! and when I have a boner, I call him Rigor Mortis

 BabyEviscerator Mon, 08/01/2011 - 11:17

Hahhahah +2

 ToxikAssault Mon, 08/01/2011 - 11:16

Intruder, Leatherwolf or Artillery :D

 BeefCakeAssThrash Mon, 08/01/2011 - 11:23

Hahahahahaha Artillery xDDD

 Mr.Something Mon, 08/01/2011 - 11:41

BULLDOZER!
or Minor Threat depending on who you ask XD

 eddiethehead666 Mon, 08/01/2011 - 11:48

Annihilator

bought a tshirtslayer tshirt  Stronthor Mon, 08/01/2011 - 12:05

Girl, I'd like to stick my Howitzer in your Crimson Glory.

 BeefCakeAssThrash Mon, 08/01/2011 - 12:08

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD
Kudos!!!

 BeefCakeAssThrash Mon, 08/01/2011 - 12:26

so what do you call a vagina?
Sacred Reich? Exumer?
haha if she queefs, you can call it Nuclear Assault xD

 BabyEviscerator Mon, 08/01/2011 - 12:51

HAHHAHHAHAHA +5

 BabyEviscerator Mon, 08/01/2011 - 13:02

If its a fat chick, Terrorizer?

 thrashbabe85 Mon, 08/01/2011 - 15:30

Hahaha!! Should have something like this for the girls on this site!

 BabyEviscerator Wed, 08/03/2011 - 01:59

BTW, i posted a "Name your vagina after a band" thing, so check it out! xD

 mayhempunk666 Mon, 08/01/2011 - 15:23

Nunslaughter

 eddiethehead666 Mon, 08/01/2011 - 16:19

hahaha good one!

 Metal-Maiden666 Mon, 08/01/2011 - 15:32

if i had a dick. GATECRASHER

 Terroristic-Ham... Mon, 08/01/2011 - 15:52

sodom, if you know what I mean o_0

 Liberator Mon, 08/01/2011 - 16:52

Masters Hammer or Impaler :P

 dennis221 Mon, 08/01/2011 - 17:52

my Hammerhawk will fuck her Vortex :P

 dennis221 Mon, 08/01/2011 - 17:53

-double post-...

 Crunchysock Mon, 08/01/2011 - 19:46

Attitude Adjustment, but I like Bl'ast too.

 Tico Tyrant Mon, 08/01/2011 - 20:22

Maybe, Artillery!.....actually, no wait "Unleashed" would be best! or maybe on the day that things finally get fucking crazy as all hell, I will call it "Bestial Warlust" ....then again if I use safety I should probably call it "Protector" bahahaha! options ?!

 Tico Tyrant Mon, 08/01/2011 - 20:24

BLS George Pantera's idea get's +100 for being awesome haha

 bls-georg-pantera Mon, 08/01/2011 - 20:58

haha thanks :D actually you should thanks the guys of municipal waste,they started somewhere with the idea..i think rogier told me about it (good friend of tony) or i readed it somewhere...i was probably druk haha

 bls-georg-pantera Mon, 08/01/2011 - 20:58

i wonder why nobody called theyr dick iron kobra? haha

 Thrash is my busines Mon, 08/01/2011 - 22:24

Destruction

 subhumanbeing Tue, 08/02/2011 - 00:10

Akercocke!

bought a tshirtslayer tshirt  Stronthor Wed, 08/03/2011 - 11:34

awesome XD

 Stefan-San Tue, 08/02/2011 - 00:18

ultrawurscht! (ger.:ultra sausage)

 PowerThrashingDeath Thu, 08/04/2011 - 02:28

Oh man that one is just too horrible xD

That band is just... odd.

 Zausel Wed, 02/15/2012 - 02:34

eher ultra egal???!! lol

 Maddolis Tue, 08/02/2011 - 02:34

Septic Flesh xD
Or I'd have a fun time mispronouncing Kamelot.

 Moshoholic Tue, 08/02/2011 - 02:40

Running Wild

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