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Tue, 06/10/2008 - 21:29 — slayerslayer
anyone got any jokes? im not sure how far we can go before the admin removes offensive material , but lets have a crack!
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Comments
What kind of jokes did you have in mind? About metal or just any kind?
Heard from facebook..
A study shows that 1 out 15 people live next door to a peadophile, not me tho, i live next door to two stunning 12 year olds.
:D
12 year old peadophiles would sound funny
hahaha, too fucking lame xD
LOL.
I had a girlfriend call me pedophile once
I said, "thats a pretty big word for a 7 year old"
Hahahahh the cherry on the icecream man, good one.
whats a pedophiles favorite guitar chord? A minor
Why do we slow down by grade schools? So you can choose your favourite.
lmao DOC..hahahahaha
What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross?
Hey, I can see my house from here
More nails - I´m falling
Two cute furry seals walk into a club.
and then?
I think he is refering to seal clubing when you kill seals with a club.
Whooaaaa, that's fucked up hah.
What's green and has wheels?
A frog.
I lied about the wheels.
lmao
A young man walked up and sat down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquired.
"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.
"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first blowjob," the man answered.
"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."
"No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
LMFAO
Why do you know that your sister have her period?
When the dick of your father tastes like blood!
Ahahaahahahaha
OH GOD HAHA
ahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
haha xD
hahahahahaha lol
wenn saufen ein laster ist, ist Kiffen ein Dampfer
Steve Vai, Joe Satriani and Yngwie Malmsteen are sitting on a bench. After a while, the discussion livens up :
Yngwie Malmsteen: " anyway, I am the best guitarist in the world. "
Steve Vai: " ah not, (saddened) I am the best guitarist in the world."
Joe Satriani: " ah well, you think you are the best guitarist in the world? And how do you know that Steeve? "
Steve Vai: " I know it because it is God who said it to me. "
Yngwie Malmsteen: "did I say that ? "
Three sperms talking:
1st said: I´m so clever, I´m becoming a scientist!
2nd said: I´m more clever, I will get a Nobel price!
3rd said: You both are so stupid, we are in the throat!
lol
I was in a Madhouse with Scott Ian and told him, "We all live in One World, and we all have A Skeleton in the Closet, so by chance, do you got the time?"
Hehe
haha i love band jokes
XD.Did he answer NOT?
how did hellen keller's parents punish her?
they left the plunger in the toilet
what is Hellen Keller's favorite slayer song?
Silent Scream
XD
How about the three panelists on "To Tell The Truth?"
#1. "My name is Helen Keller."
#2. "My name is Helen Keller."
#3. "Myne nnme ithk Hulln Kwellell."
hahahahaha
a mexican child is helping his mother in the kitche. He puts flour all over his face. "look mom, im white!" she slaps him. "go tell your dad that". "look dad im white!" slap. "go tell your grandma that" "look grandma, im white!"
slap. "go back to your mom" mom: "so what did you learn?"
kid: "i've been white 5 minutes and i already hate you fuckin mexicans"
dude i actually just spit water all over my desk, thats funny as hell
Me too. Except I had a mouthful of milk :D
haha briliant!
hahaha...!!chamaco caguengue,,,!!
One of the best jokes I've ever heard :D
why do black people have poop in their wallet?
its their identification
no offense blax it is just a joke
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL'd xDD
a 14 vears old son coming home.
His father ask: How are school today?
Son: Great, we have today for the first time sex
Father: This must be celebrated, sit down and drink a beer with me.
Son: A beer is good, but sitting - NO WAY!
Hahahah good one, similar to the Jagermeister shots one.
+1
+2
Q: How much crack did Charlie Sheen do in January???
A: Enough to kill Two and a half Men...
LLOOLL
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan did enough dope to make their own show. What would it be named? Two and A Half Pounds.
Bring me the hashbrowns
As I lay Crying
The Devil wears nada
Faggot for my valentine
Winds of fake
nice
Don't you mean Bring Me The Hairspray?
and my favorite My Homosexual Romance
thats their real names
how did Hitler's wife die?
-she stept into the wrong shower.
Q: what do you do when there's an emo in your backyard with his hand blown off?
A: stop laughing and reload
hahahahaha!!! good one
hahahahaha!!! good one
Q: what's the difference between an emo and a dead baby?
A: The baby doesn't cry
Q: an emo kid is standing on top of a skyscraper with a jew, a mexican, and a black guy, all ready to jump. They decide to make it fun and challenge each other to a race. Who wins?
A: Society
Mexicans are God's people you spotted dick eatin' bitch.
I'm not racist and there's no reason to menstruate all over me, man. It was just a joke.... jeez.
If you're racist, cool, but be a man and own it. If you're not racist then use your head and think about what you're saying and how it might be received. If you don't care how it's received don't come back at me with "It was just a joke."
look, I´m sorry, okay?
I was totally fucking with you, I don't give a shit about your joke. Own your shit, don't apologize.