The German post service are cunts !

NIGHTRIDERTue, 24/02/2015 - 18:41

I sent to a TSS German friend a Motorhead metal badge in exchange for a badge he has that I want for my battle-jacket and I added 2 small black-coffee packs as a present - I wrote on the envelope that it contains a metal badge and ground black coffe - and that it is a present - no monetary value.
The black coffee is factory packed - all according to international postal laws - no drugs, explosives or porn magazines showing the daughters of German post office workers taking it up the ass.
I sent the padded envelpoe via registered mail with a tracking number.
Yesterday I checked in the German postal service site to see why the envelpoe is late - it is written there: "The item was delivered on Feb 16, 2015."
I contacted the person I sent the envelope to and it turns out he got a letter from the German post service that he has to travel 40 kms to another town and pay taxes for the envelope !
If he will not the envelope will be sent back to me.
Fucking cunts !

Did you ever had troubles with the German postal service ?

NIGHTRIDER on Tue, 24/02/2015 - 20:54

How the fuck they can take tax for 200 grms of black coffee ? !
They must be fucking insane !

RavenEffect on Fri, 13/03/2015 - 00:59

It actually isnt'. I once got taxed $10 for 6 screen protectors for me cell phone just because it went outside of the EU. funny thing: the screens were actuall just $2 total so I ended up just placing another order. It's Europe custom control

Lizard on Tue, 24/02/2015 - 21:22

German post/DHL, one of my two arch enemies. -.-" They managed to fuck up the package with an expensive cross I was looking for like hell...

NIGHTRIDER on Tue, 24/02/2015 - 22:11

Lizard on Tue, 24/02/2015 - 22:22

I still want to beat the responsible post fucker close to death with my whip, let him recover andd start again and again and again.

NIGHTRIDER on Tue, 24/02/2015 - 22:58

When you will be finished with him send the remains and I will feed them to the hyeanas in the desert... 20 minutes drive from my place...

By the way - I also collect crosses - I doubt it will be allowed to publish them on TSS - look for my collection here:

https://www.facebook.com/marius.herman/media_set?set=a.4537242915779.107...

Lizard on Tue, 24/02/2015 - 23:03

Nah, there's no need to poison the poor hyeanas. D: And that motherfucker doesn't deserve such a nice funeral. XD

Jesusfuckingchrist! I have some really beautiful crosses, but these ones would really be a great addition to my collection! *Q* (Yeah, I know I won't get them. XD)

Greaserjlg on Wed, 25/02/2015 - 02:01

wow dude that's an awesome collection

NIGHTRIDER on Wed, 25/02/2015 - 05:14

Thank you :)

quixotic on Tue, 24/02/2015 - 23:08

It has nothing to do with the german post!!!

It's a custom thing and if you sent in stuff with undeclared value, especially food customs get suspicious. Maybe like sending pork to Israel.

NIGHTRIDER on Tue, 24/02/2015 - 23:19

No problem with sending pork to Israel :)
You can buy here pork meat in plenty shops.
And I declared that it has no value.

NIGHTRIDER on Tue, 24/02/2015 - 23:15

ETHIOPIAN CROSSES that I designed and made:

https://www.facebook.com/marius.herman/media_set?set=a.10200894781118438...

Not for sale or trade :)

Lizard on Tue, 24/02/2015 - 23:22

So want. :'D At least a small one to wear it. XD

NIGHTRIDER on Tue, 24/02/2015 - 23:43

Even if I had a spare one to send - the syphilitic mothrfuckers in the German post\customs wouldn't pass it to you... :(

Lizard on Tue, 24/02/2015 - 23:52

That really could happen. :/ What pisses me off most is that they don't even try to sound like they're sorry, when they're losing packages.
When they lost a letter of a buddy within less than 30 minutes from our post box to the post office and we had to call the costumer service, these fuckers only said that they're making a notice and he can call back in a week - if they don't find anything till the next call, well, bad luck.

bad_american1992 on Tue, 24/02/2015 - 23:30

Lost quite a few patches to those cocksuckers, like Carnage- Dark Recollections, Manilla Road triangle and several others... I bet some post worker is wearing my patches on their delivery bag!

NIGHTRIDER on Wed, 25/02/2015 - 05:15

AbysmalWind on Wed, 25/02/2015 - 01:16

Germany is very likely to be the country I order most from (hundreds of items throughout the last years) and no problems at all so far. In fact, deutsche post brief is a fine example of reliability and quickness..maybe I've just been lucky, who knows.. what is certain is that there are much worse post services in this world , not only outside of Europe ;)

NIGHTRIDER on Wed, 25/02/2015 - 05:09

Try to send to Germany...

AbysmalWind on Wed, 25/02/2015 - 15:00

I already have, not hundreds of items but maybe 10-12 patches/cds and once again, no problems at all.

RavenEffect on Fri, 13/03/2015 - 01:04

he has no problem because Spain is within EU. It's when you send/receive from outside.

NIGHTRIDER on Wed, 25/02/2015 - 05:47

I wonder if he too got screwed by the German post...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2967674/Drunk-man-admitted-tryin...

Nater90 on Wed, 25/02/2015 - 12:15

What the fuck haha

Lyx on Wed, 25/02/2015 - 12:19

Germans simply beeing germans haha

Hárbarðr on Fri, 27/02/2015 - 19:49

That's ridiculous, why don't they just go after things that are truly expensive. Isn't it more efficient if they spend their working hours collecting "big" taxes from some expensive items than bickering over countless 10 euro things?
And stupid custom duties shouldn't even exist to begin with...

oldmate

on Sun, 01/03/2015 - 11:36

.au want to reduce the tax free from 1000 to 100 :(

I understand if you can get hte item in Australia, but it you cant get it retail here you should not have to pay tax

johnnyluv on Wed, 25/02/2015 - 12:02

Its a customs control problem....german custom authorities always think you haven´t paid enough taxes ;) the postal service has nothing to do with that....but it depends on how the package is declared.....i am ordering shirts patches, etc. from all over the world for years now and i had to fetch my package from the custom control just one time....but luckily next custom station is 15 km away from my hometown.

Lyx on Wed, 25/02/2015 - 12:24

I also had a problem with the custom office once. Got a letter that i should go there and pick my package up because it wasn't stated on the package what was inside. ( A shirt)
Then i just called em and told them that the shirt was a "birthday present" to me and then they simply sent it to me :D didnt need to pick it up there.

oldmate

on Sun, 01/03/2015 - 11:34

I have had well over 200 patches sent from Germany. 0 missing 90% using standard letters. Not registered or tacked.

I can understand why they would stop coffee. People use coffee as a masking agent, but it does not work anyways. so if they xrayed it, it might look sus.

NIGHTRIDER on Tue, 03/03/2015 - 09:04

OK - let's say they tested the coffee for drugs and the results came back negative - why the fuck not seal it and deliver to the person I sent it to ?

Hyperfa on Sun, 01/03/2015 - 23:13

The rats stolen me an small electronic item (not illegal!) and they answered to my research report that it was illegal. I had no option to fuck these faggot rats. I hate german idiot DNA that has the stupitidy to claim that Greeks are lazy when they are far more lay and deceiver cunts. For sure, this is not a racist opinion....

NIGHTRIDER on Tue, 03/03/2015 - 09:01

Brother - politics aside - honestly I do not believe it got nothing to do with racism or politics - it got to do with stupid insane regulations.

Overactive Imag... on Fri, 06/03/2015 - 01:04

I sent an LP to Germany and the buyer claimed he never got it..... so I refunded him and randomly it showed up back on porch 6 months later! I was so astonished man!

J.j. Ratte on Fri, 06/03/2015 - 11:49

It's not only the German post.. also the Mexican post service is horrible. I traded with an awesome and reliable dude from Mexico and he send his package out on 10-2-2015. I have a track and trace code and its registered shipped. When I check the track and trace, the package is still in Mexico city... I mean wtf, why do they have to take so long for sending a package?? Hahaha its ridiculous :P

Venommaniac on Sun, 08/03/2015 - 09:18

Not the German Post....it s only Custom Problem..........you are from Israel....realy no Politics???

Hyperfa on Tue, 10/03/2015 - 23:49

German post is a bit jewish. Or not?

NIGHTRIDER on Thu, 12/03/2015 - 14:47

Hyperfa - Was you remark racist or just on the dumb side "German post is a bit jewish. Or not?"

NIGHTRIDER on Thu, 12/03/2015 - 14:48

Venommaniac - Never paid tax for small parcells - sometimes the envelopes were opened because they contained metal objects and resealed and shipped to me.
The bad news - the postal charges were doubled a month ago - it became really expensive to send registered mail overseas. :(

Hyperfa on Tue, 10/03/2015 - 23:48

German post are rip off. They stolen me a package and they answered in my investigation report that the stuff inside was illegal. The stuff inside was a small electronic gadget that is comfirmed legal with no problem. But the german rat just stolen it and the german rip off system just covered it. I searched well and spoke with some high rank persons in the subject and they told me that the german government covers with laws the german post so they can steal stuff and stay proud of it with no legan consequences. FOAD german post. Malaysian, Mexican, Russian post are also rip off. I have hundreds of proof about that. Greek post is lazy but not rip off. Norwegian and swiss post is very good but very high in shipping cost and customs fuck the buyer before getting the package if low value not declared. I know well about it.

Lizard on Thu, 12/03/2015 - 20:44

Even a fucking good lawyer can't do much against Gerrman postal system. It's kafkaesque like almost every German institution and laws (I'm a legal assistent so I know what I'm talking about). XD

Hyperfa on Thu, 12/03/2015 - 23:52

Thanks!

Hyperfa on Thu, 12/03/2015 - 23:51

Thanks!

Venommaniac on Wed, 11/03/2015 - 15:39

No more Words about it!!!!

Venommaniac on Thu, 12/03/2015 - 16:05

Every Post Service and Custom has a+ and a -......my Opinion.

ercoke pasa de todo on Thu, 12/03/2015 - 20:16

It is not just the German post. Mostly all of them are cunts. I have lost at least more than 20 patches on the post. SPAIN, GERMANY, FRANCE, MEXICO, USA. THAILAND, ENGLAND, CANADA and the last one was not a patch but a beautiful ring for my Mexican fiance (signed & tracked for). Some motherfucker bitch cunt girlfriend of the fucking bastard postman who stole it must be wearing it now. (Maybe sold it)

Axehead on Thu, 12/03/2015 - 21:39

have to agree,they are cunts! people i have traded with have had same problem with being taxed but have to admit it was partly my fault for filling in the form wrong but in my defence i was never told it would make a difference if i stated the value which i did in case it was lost and he wanted to put in a claim..end of the day it cant be denied,they are cunts!

ercoke pasa de todo on Sat, 14/03/2015 - 13:53

Another one lost/stolen in the post. This time to U.S.A. I sent to a member of TSS ( Skitzo) the 7th of february a back patch in a big envelope 45cm long x 35cm wide. Never got it. Can anyone tell me how such a big envelope can be lost in the post?

NIGHTRIDER on Sun, 15/03/2015 - 07:47

Easily - it was not lost - it was either delayed or stolen by a worker.
I had some envelopes arriving a couple of months late - keep up the hope...

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