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Fights/Fighting?

Untenanted-I-Gl...
Sun, 17/06/2012 - 00:50

Pretty random but i'm just interested has anyone got any fight stories or experiences? I've been close to fight situations but never actually properly punched someone in the face and sometimes i just feel like fuking someone up real bad for saying or doing something to me or others.


Blüdrayne

i used to fight as a sport. i did sanshou as a sport. its a form of kickboxing that includes throws as well. it was pretty fun.

SaxonThunder

Well i managed a to duck under a punch from a guy who didn't liked that i plucked a drumstick of mid air. The poor sod rammed a pillar wich left me falling on the floor laughing and him stumbling outside the venue.

Untenanted-I-Gloomoire

Hahah! :D

Untenanted-I-Gloomoire

haha awsome, You dont have enemies...you are the enemiy. :D

Untenanted-I-Gloomoire

haha awsome, You dont have enemies...you are the enemiy. :D

Untenanted-I-Gloomoire

oops wtf double post and spelling mistake :D

Marci

I'm usually strictly against street fighting and I try to avoid it all the way, but it might happen if somebody rustles my jimmies too much. Even though I think I'd be the one to lose the fight due to almost no fighting experience :D

IronMason

+1

Plague

+2 and LOL to "rustle my jimmies"

Deathcore.Is.Not.Metal.

+3 :D

bayernpirat

last year at Metalfest Dessau:
my girl and me went to Amon Amarth (me in my viking wear - helmet , shield..) and at the entry someone was making trouble and pushed the hole time against my shield.we was going through different gates and at the fesival area the guy came back and, shouting loud that I´m an idiot and poser and did I think I´m cool in my viking gear - and the he ripped of my helmet and throw it into the dirt.
WAAAAARRRRR !!!
I grabbed my drinking horn and hitted it into his face 3-4 times till it´s cracked, he got an huge stratch on his cheeck that immediatly began to bleed, then he bodychecked me that I felt on my ass and he wanted to hit my girl.
I got really angry I got my helmet and wanted to crash his skull with that but at tha moment the Security was there and many people said that he started to troubling. I saw him never again, removed from the festival by the sec

WolfHammer

Hail to you brother! You're noble for defending your woman.

TöxikTormentor

richtig so!

Untenanted-I-Gloomoire

Cool story bro! That guy sounded like a total dick.

I think your viking gear is fuking awsome haha!
Keep em stories coming.i love reading em.

bayernpirat

my drinking horn got a 7 cm long crack so I had to cut it with a saw the next day and everybody asked me, why I was cutting my horn and I answered: "I don´t want to drink so much beer!" and everybody was o_O - for sure???

SaxonThunder

What a moron, you got him good Bayern, but instead of wasting your mead horn on his face you just should have head butted him with your helm.

bayernpirat

or I had to brake his jaw with the rand of my shield, I had the chance :(
yeah an headbutt with the helmet would be cool but he had throw it away so I hitted him with the first thing I had in my right hand

ShieldbitersValhalla

Immediate vengeance is great haha.

Doktor Kananga

I´m approx 1,80 m and 116 kg. In 38 Years, after countless gigs and soccer games, I´m happy to say that I´ve never been in a fight. Nevertheless, I choose to start practicing wingtsun 2 years ago. I was in a situation last year when someone wanted to start a fight with me while my wife and I were on vacation in NYC. In that situation I realized that you can practice martial arts and stuff like that, but you can´t practice on your courage. In that situation, may knees started to shake, my mouth went try...I was just scared.
We walked away, and nothing happened. Sometimes I wish that i had more courage, but what would it get me in situations like that?

Blüdrayne

wing chun is pretty cool. dont know how useful it is in a fight, but its definitely cool!

and besides, you dont learn martial arts to fight. you want to protect yourself if people start hitting you. not to go along if people want to fight. if you can you should talk your way out of it, tbh.

LaUlvenDrepe

This is an interesting topic for me.

I am mostly a peaceful man. I prefer intelligent conversations to solve problems over just fighting. So that is mostly my way of life. I haven't been in many fights, so that's good.

I wouldn't hesitate to kill someone if they hurt a loved one though.

That being said, I love the UFC, haha. Yeah yeah I know, a lot of people think it's all hugging and sweating all over each other. But I don't see it that way... maybe boxing, but not the UFC. It's just more intelligent than that. But of course there will always be fights that suck. Hell, one of my favorite fighters is sucking ass right now, he's lost 3 out of his 4 last fights. That dickwad, haha.

IronMason

This one time at a school concert band festival last year.

>be in uniform
>be fucking boiling
>have to to carry double bass onto school bus to go back to school
> a wild annoying bitch who plays tuba appears
>"blah blah blah LET ME CARRY IT"
>NOPE.
>she begins rambling on about nothing
>bitch starts yelling
>be wondering.Bitch,da fuck you on?
>starts yelling "IS THE BASS OKAY?" "IS THE BASS OKAY?"
>bitch gettin' in my face.
>wut
>suddenly become overwhelmed with blackened rage
>feels need to kill crazy tuba bitch
>instead,takes fucking high road
>and leaves
>crazy tuba bitches friend later says
>"crazy bitch didn't take her meds"
>fuck you,bipolar tuba bitch
>take your goddamn meds.

almostwilt

Green text, green text everywhere.

hammer slammer

The only time I was ever involved in some violent behaviour I was in secondary school. It was at the end of a history lesson and this cocky little dickhead had to take the textbooks in, but point blank refused to take mine, saying "the lazy cunt can take his own!". Normally I would have just shrugged this off and left the book on the table, but he'd been a serious wanker the whole lesson. I just saw red, I took the book (hardback, around 600 pages) and twatted him full force in the side of the head with it. It spun him like a top, he lost his balance and on his way down he smashed his temple into the side of a desk and knocked himself out. The best part is when he hit the ground he -no word of a lie- loudly shit himself. I almost died laughing. We had a sub that lesson and she was freaking out. I got a serious bollocking the next lesson. Worth it.

ShieldbitersValhalla

High-fucking-five.

ManOboy

while listening to razor one night at my friends garange (all of us very drunk), he got some random guy walking in the ally way to punch him in the face for 5 dollars...

metalhead667

i never got into fightings for real this is because im the type of guy that you have to try very hard to piss off

MoreGoreLessCore

Jumped under an underpass, Beat the shit outta em. Lots of small stories too, but too many to go into.

CEROXER

the last fight I had was in kindergarten so there is not much to tell, the truth is that I live in a country where there are no fights or anything like that ..... (sarcasm)

Thrashmaniacfelipe

Once on a festival called Metal In The Forest, here in Mexico. The story started because I was totaly drunk, jumping out of the stage while Monstrosity was playing. After the gig I realized I had lost my bullet belt, so I told my buddies to help me find it; we look for it near the stage and there was no sign of it. On our way back to the food/drink court we saw a dead guy with a bullet belt, so I tried to take it and he waked up saying "Leave my keys!" so we laughted and just walked away. Half an hour later aprox. (and some beers drunker)I just walked back to the stage and started asking people randomly if they had seen my belt. Like 15 minutes later I returned to the court to join my friends, when they saw me they asked me "WTF happend to you! Who kicked your ass" And yes, I was totaly bleeding and I didn´t know who kicked my ass while asking for my belt, I was totaly drunk and ass kicked, they took me to the paramedics to heal my wounds. The next day I asked my friends what the fuck had happened to me 'cause I realized I was all wound up, besides I was wasted to the core. They told me that I missed Grave because I was dead on the tent and somebody kicked my ass the previous day. I will post a photo on Action Shots for you to see my face after the battle. :( I never knew who kick my ass.

Plague

Not a fan of fighting. I believe that as humans we should be above physical violence, unfortunately most ppl don't think that way and need to prove themselves as tough. Hence, we have global wars. If "survival of the fittest" is the way to go, then we have to think about what makes us the "fittest"--it's not our size and strength, otherwise humans would have died out a long time ago, so...it must be our intelligence that makes us superior. Kinda like outsmarting the enemy--that's how to survive!

NekroDesekrator666

I have never been in a fight but i have been punched to the face and i have punched one guy to the face. I just want to keep out of fights because i don't like fighting

Ironbound

I live in a town full of wannabe bloods who think they're tough as shit by going around trying to start fights with everyone. I've grown to be against fighting because of it. Though, if someone's trying to start shit with you, getting in your face, pushing you around, I think you should defend yourself.

ShieldbitersValhalla

I hate that sort of crap. A kid I work with is like that. No respect for anybody. Such a scrap of shit that one. Not worth losing a job, or getting arrested over.

meaningless

never had..and was just 1 time close to be...
but here, were i live - no1 will try to mess up with a punch of longhaird freaks, totaly black clothed..and tattoo'ed up to the ears ;) so..nope...i never had any problem :)

NocturnalOccultist

if someone is being gay at me... i tried to ignore but if he cant stop doing that... then i beat the shit out of him in the face!

ShieldbitersValhalla

"beat the shit out of him in the face!"
Awesome. I laughed.

ShieldbitersValhalla

I never plan on fighting.
(More specifically, I never plan on being the guilty party in any law violating engagement)
I would prefer to acquire a firearm, and make use of our open carry laws, to deter any situation requiring such self defense. So far, from reviews I've seen, I'm really liking the Makarov PPM and CZ-75 pistols. I actually mostly like them because they're Slavic. Either of those, or a Glock 17 will do.

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